Just today I decided to start a fight with giants and mammoths again. Having learned from before (See Above) I called in Odahviing right away and began circling around the tundra. I took cheap swipes at the mammoths at every chance as Odahviing burned them. We team defeated the group and victoriously said, "Thank you and goodbye, Odahviing!" and sheathed my sword. SWOOOOOF! Ohdaviing and nearby Shadowmere were still in combat mode and slayed not one, not two, but three sabre tooth cats right in a row, using Odahviing's view of all the land and Shadowmere's superior fighting skills. I quick opened my map to see my objective was close by. I turned around to see Odahviing fire breathing a very angry horse. This sparked a fight I was sure would end with me getting on my steed to show he was my homie just like Odahviing. I rode away seeing a poorly aimed fire ball crash to my right. Odahviing had attacked 'Mere with me onboard! I rode away to my destination and jumped off. How do I stop this madness? I ran inside and came back out. Still there. Anyone know how to end this?

1) I was doing a quest that involed me killing a giant. When i got to the location a random dragon started attacking me, giant and the mammaths. While the fight was going on, Stormcloak Courier dashes across the battlefield just to get eaten by the dragon a few seconds later. A few seconds later a random Vampire joined in and started attacking the dragon! It was literally a 5 way deathmatch! Sadly I was squished by a giant and was flung to the moon.


2) I fast traveled to Windhelm stables to buy a horse once and random dragon appeared. The dragon completly ignored me and started attacking the stables. He then attacked a Khajiit camp still ignoring me. In the end he kill 2 gaurds, 1 Khajiit, Arivanya, a random goat and Ulundil the stable owner!
Now i can't buy a horse there anymore!

I was walking to Riften when suddenly, out of nowhere, a volley of arrows hits me and kill me in less than a second. Never even saw the archers!

I dropped a Grand Soul Gem filled with a petty soul (wanted to empty it). Problem is, I was on a hill, and those things roll like a perfect sphere. Well, I had my spells readied while I was chasing it, and it looked like I had my hands out trying to catch it as it rolled down the hill. I can only imagine what it would have looked like from 3rd person.

I laughed, anyway.

Fus Ro Dah'ing a giant just as he launched my zombie sabrecat into orbit

I was fighting a evil bandit leader that teleportet around the room, I did a death move on her when she was just about to teleport.... the next thing I see is a head less body trying to kill me while the head on the floor is yelling "you are never going to get me!"

that video was awesome.

More weird than funny, happened to me just now.
So, my character was finally going to get married, I wait for 24 hours, look around and see my... "charming" guests.
Can you guess who showed up?
I met and befriended loads of NPCs, I'm almost level 40, done all the factions and the MQ, thane of aprox. half of the holds. Guess the two wedding guests.

Can't?
Sven and Nelacar.
Sven. and. Nelacar.

Out of all quest people I never wanted to see again, the two at the top of the nonexistent list were the only NPCs that bothered to attend my wedding. Go figure.
Anyway, I laughed, then I blankly stared, then I laughed again.

I was on a night trip, travelling across the plains around Whiterun, when suddenly a dragon attacks. The dragon swooped down without landing, but it did not attack me. Instead, it burned one or two mudcrabs and glided away again. I prepared for a fight, but the dragon found another victim. This time an NPC.

There were no NPCs out here, I thought, and it must be a random bandit. All I could see was a black figure. The dragon landed in front of the figure and I saw my chance. I ran for the dragon, trying to save whoever it was attacking. But I was too late. The fight did not end well.

The dark figure was burned by the dragon and the dragon snatch it, shook it left and right, threw it away, lifeless and dead. I killed the dragon...

I then looked for the dead body to see who had become it's victim. I could not help but laughed when I saw it. My first thought was, "Yes! You got your own butt dragged out into the light now!!" - It was a Vigilant of Stendarr.

I was getting attacked by a dragon so I run back to this tower that I had just cleared of bandits. The dragon keeps flying around the tower and I keep darting in and out of the doorway which was not at ground level but up a few stairs. I keep trying (and I stress trying) to shoot it with arrows as it's flying around. As I step back into the doorway the dragon suddenly takes a nose dive and gets it's head stuck in the ground just beneath the doorway. All I can see through the door is a big tail pointing up at the sky. I walk outside and the dragon is still trying to fly but it's head is stuck in the ground and it can't go anywhere. I pull out my sword and take my time hitting the dragon in the tail until it's dead. Easiest dragon fight I have had so far.

And that's where baby mammoths come from.

I came across an iron mine and went inside. Did some mining and talked to the guy who bought the ore. I had the transmute spell, so I wanted to see if he would buy gold ore too. Transmuted one piece, and no option to sell it came up. So I thought "maybe if I drop the iron ore". I dropped one piece of it, and two of the miners start arguing over it. They drew their weapons and fought for it until one of them killed the other. Over a single piece of iron ore.

My companion got their head chopped off in a massive fight with a fort full of bandits, I ran out of there as fast as I could because I was at a low level. An in-game day or two later I was chillin' in my house and I saw a shaddow cast in front of me that wasn't mine, I turned around and there was my companion still lacking a head and they started talking to me....

I have a habit of jumping down steps and stairs, and I was running down the stairs from Dragonreach to the market in Whiterun...I hit the jump button on my keypad, but hit the button next to it instead, and turned into a werewolf in front of half a dozen guards and a market full of people. It was fun while I lasted....

Not really funny but it was cool. Was climbing down a mountian side and saw a giant and a dragon. Started pelting the giant with arrow when teh Dragon enters the fight. All of a sudden Dragon if straffing giant and giant pounding Dragon and both ignoring me. I watched in disbvelief until both were low on health Ended the Dragon then the Giant. Went down and collected double the bounty for the day. Love it when the bad guys do all the work for you.

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I was level 2 and going to Whiterun for the first time , i stop at the stables to talk to the Carriage guy , and he said : You are a good friend , have that , or somenthing like that , im thinking WTF i dont even know you , when Farkas came behind me and say the same , im just , What the hell im a popular guy ...

When I was with the hunters in the hot springs, I decided to join them in their bath and strip myself from my clothes. As I get near one of them, she dryly remarks: "Cover yourself up. You are showing your unmentionables." Rrrright. Lady? Hot springs. Bath. You naked.

Early on, when I still had some difficulty with wolves, I got attacked by three wolves and had to recover by running around a bit. When I finished recovering and turned to fight the wolves again, they had multiplied by then. Seems like I ran around a bit too much ... (I finally died pretty fast because they all surrounded me, and left me absolutely no space to run or even jump away from them)

Recently I discovered that all the generic "Khajiit", "Orc", etc. who attacked me without reason in the wild, were carrying a potion of Skooma. Drug addicts?

Since a while the "wounded soldier" in the temple of Kynareth of Whiterun has mysteriously been healed! He's so healthy in fact, that he now continually tap-dances on his stone bed!

Used Kyne's Peace on two wolves, but the second one was half out of reach. Apparently, the shout also did only half the effect on the second wolf, but not in a way you'd expect. The wolf kept on showing the aggressive behaviour, encircling you and attacking you, but it didn't do any damage. For a while, I had a wolf companion who ran after me and immediately started attacking other enemies that I encountered, until I eventually entered a fort to clear.

Ah sorry. That's probably mine. I once slashed an enemy's head off on a hill, and the head just kept on rolling faster and faster downhill. Never found it again. Could you send it to me? My main address is Breezehome, at Whiterun.

First time I met a giant.

"Ooooh, a giant! Let's go try and talk to him!"

*orbiting Nirn*