My ones -

I was in riften doing the quest where you have to steal a ring and plant it in someones pocket. I was searching for the person to do it to, but couldnt find him. So after a bit I turned on the quest marker, and i found it pointed to an upside down basket stacked on 2 crates. So maybe I have to put it in the basket?. I took hold of the basket and began to lift it up so I could turn it around, and theres SOMEONES ****ING HEAD UNDER IT. Ok,... i think as I step away. Then what made me crack up is that he started yelling 'Somebody do something! HELP ME! Please!'... even skyrims glitches are awesome.

Tried to go down a waterfall and died on some rocks.

One of this cult members (cant remember their name) who hunt daedra was talking to me and telling me what they do and right next to him was my summoned dremora lord lol. How clueless!

I tend to avoid combat on cliffs, reason being is that 8/10 times I've killed anything on a cliff, I tend to launch them like a rocket off the cliff. Lightning bolt, *BLAST OFF* sword slash *SAYONARA* even when I do a death blow by grabbing the bandit and stabbing his gut with my sword, *OFF HE GOES into the horizion!* O.O Noooo my loot!!!! and he had an enchanted sword too *QQ*

My funniest moment yet was when a theif stepped out onto the road and tried to get me to hand over my money. I said "I'd rather die!" and then exited the dialouge, and as he was drawing his weapon to fight me he said: "safe travels."

i cut someones head off and they said "is that all you got!"

When I fought Alduin in my underpants... and won.....

Bandit killed me and then she said "you look a little pale... maybe you should rest?"

I was angry at first but then laughed in retrospect.

They must have been related to the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I ran away like a coward from Krosis the dragon priest. I kept running and running like Forrest Gump and ended up coming across a giant. Krosis made a poor decision and went after the giant instead of me. He was brutalized by the giant's club.

Lol, first giants > dragons, and now giants > dragon priests?

I reckon we shouldnt be as scared of alduin as the people of skyrim can you imagine, if a dragon attacks the city: "EVERYONE RUN TO THE NEAREST GIANT CAMP NOW"

I was walking along a road and then I hear a thud behind me, I turn around there's nothing there so I continue my journey but not too soon I hear another thud then I turn around and there's a bandit lying dead behind me then another three bandits fall out from the sky then I see a Giant charging down the road.

I don't remember why, but I was on a quest early in the game headed toward an ruined fort. I was around level 5.

Minding my own business running across the tundra I'm suddenly attacked by a sabertooth tiger, two wolves, and, yes, a mudcrab all at once. Apparently they must have gotten together behind a boulder and planned it all out.

I was walking back from a quest, got attacked by 2 ice wolves...in the distance their was a mammoth half stuck in a mountian side...so I walked over.. one mammoth head sticking outa great big rock, 2nd mammoth stuck in pond, Gaint scratching his back with a sabre cat on a stick ( ok club but it sounded funnier)

I laughed the most the first time I heard the guard say...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg&feature=share

just for you

hahahahahaha that was the best thing i have ever seen ahaha omg

Was walking around Morthal then i spotted and curious sight.6 horker's getting smashed by a Charus Reaper.I was a fool,i just looked at him and then when he finished the Horkers he killed me and my horse .____.

My follower followed me down from a rock But he never landed even it seemed that he was on land. That made him to look at his legs and swing his arms like a bird does with wings. It seemed that he was trying to fly - I like to think that Sheogorath touched his soul at that moment.

Well, I came across a dragon that I couldn't defeat earlier, and so I got back on my horse and tried to run away. I had no idea dragons were so persistent! I ended up falling down a cliff and into a river. My horse died in the fall, unsurprisingly, and I thought my character died too, since he was flung far from the horse and into some rocks. However, my character somehow survived! I never found my horse's body though

when i went out of the shrine in markarth the guard appeared front of me and he
says something, then he fell through the floor and then he dies.

I was exploring the northern islands once and there was a random hunter and he spotted a horker. The hunter gave the common enemy combatant saying: "You shouldn't have come here!" to the horker. I don't think the horker understood.

Also, I entered a cave with a vampire mistwalker in it once and I decided to ingest some sleeping tree sap. Imagine the look on the vampire's face when a crazed Nord wearing armor and weilding an axe comes charging at you while high on drugs.

The last one I can remember is when I was running on a path in the southern forest near Riften and all of a sudden a Khajit skooma-freak wearing rags comes running at me out of no where and beats the crap out of my character with his fists...er claws.

Edit: Just remembered this one. Whenever I go in a cave or fort and a bandit runs at me but triggers a trap that ends up being fatal. Gets me every time.

I'm walking one night, enjoying the Amber Aurora's and I look into the sky, I see a black mass in the sky. I run near it and it starts getting closer, I then get pounced by a Saber cat which immediately had my attention and them BAM this big furry thing lands behind me, Its a Mammoth! the Saber Cat stood there, not moving but alive, just as as I was.

When I first heard a Dunmer male talking.