Hilarious Things You've Done

Post » Fri May 11, 2012 5:41 am

Funniest thing I've witnessed:
Mine and my roommate's friend was playing on my roommate's TV, he had just gone to a dragon wall marked on the map. We've deviated a rather interesting plan of attack on dragons when we're lower level: since there ALWAYS seems to be a giant camp around dragons, we lead them down in to the camp so the giants help kill the dragon. As he was celebrating his victory of the death of the dragon, the giants start chasing him. The next thing I know he screams, I look over at the TV and his character's limp body was flying high in to the air from being clubbed xD

And I always get a good laugh out of limp bodies flying backwards into groups of enemies after using Fus-Ro-Dah or my fire breath :D :flamethrower:

OH YES and while my roommate was playing he thought it'd be fun to take off all of his apparel in game and just go around town. This was proceeded by multiple women telling him that he is "over confident or just comfortable with himself" :P
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Celestine Stardust
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 6:59 am

using fire bolt on a dragons corpse near a cliff, thing went flying for miles and because it was clear with no fog I could see it fall to the bottom. It aggro'd some trolls though, but pathing issues ftw.
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Soraya Davy
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 12:04 am

Kicking a wolf in the face!
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Eoh
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 3:45 am

the most funniest thing happened to meeeeee ahaahahahahaahahhaah is thAT I DIDN'T BOUGHT THE GAME YET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH :laugh:
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Dark Mogul
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 7:16 am

Bleak Falls Barrow Spoilers (You know, the dungeon in the demo.)






There's a room with a stone pressure plate on the floor. The plate activates a huge swinging gate that has spikes on it, and it deals damage. Well I was clueless to this as I was getting destroyed by three Draugrs at Level 2. Somehow I managed to run over the plate several times and perfectly moved out of it's way as it swung back and forth. I had no idea it was happening because I was dodging the Draugrs. I finally put some distance between myself and them, only to realize two of them got killed by the gate. The third got trapped behind it, and I just flamed him to death. :flamethrower:
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Benito Martinez
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 7:09 am

Got eaten by a dragon, was laughing for 5 mins

I also jumped off the very peak of throat of the world, was surprisingly entertaining
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GPMG
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 8:45 am

I was stalking an Elk, and i noticed a chicken run away from me...it fell in a river and got dragged off a waterfall
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 10:58 am

Well, i got the quest from that lady that needed a mammoth tusk so i went out a ways from White Run and saw some giants and mammoths, then a dragon came and attacked as i was attempting to kill the mammoth so i called in the friendly dragon *forgot his name lol* and he attacked the enemy dragon while the enemy dragon was attacking the mammoths and the giants and mammoths were chasing me. :cryvaultboy:

It was hillarious because after a few more minutes of that, the friendly dragon landed on the ground and somehow made one of the mammoths and giants fly VERY HIGH into the air and landed out of sight. I laughed so hard i wish i could have recorded it :facepalm:
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Jade
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 6:30 am

Was asked to get some help for someone to fix their wagon. It was late and I did not wanna wait so I broke into the house to ask the guy for help. The guy and his wife woke up and I proceeded to ask him for help.While me and him were talking my companion and his wife got into it and out of the cornor of my eye I saw his wife fly back dead. Well I convinced him to help afterwards he layed back down and went back to sleep..............wife dead on the floor.
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 5:32 am

I have two favorite moments so far.

I was fleeing in terror from 3 angry mammoths and 2 giants when Lydia came plummeting out of the sky in from of me. I leapt over her broken, ragdoll body and kept sprinting for shelter in the Lunar Forge.

Much later I was exploring the wild, frozen north when a bandit girl came out around a rock and said something like "I've finally found you" before shooting an arrow at me. I firebolted her as I charged, leaving her with a sliver of health. She went into a stagger and said "Not like this" as I took her head off with my axe in a finishing move.

Someone should have thought about a career change a little earlier in life...
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 7:08 pm

I chased a dragon UP a mountain as it attacked some tribal people called The Foresaken or something. They didn't like ME anymore than the dragon. So between taking potshots at the dragon and running up the mountain, I had to kill these tribal warriors. I got up to their town proper and I've taken out most of them, when I'm suddenly staggered from out of no where. I look around, and the village GOAT has just rammed me. I laughed out loud, told it that I was the only one there that hadn't planned on eating him, then I killed it.
I kept after my dragon, killed the entire village, reached the top of the mountain, got a good clear shot at the dragon just as he landed, then I ran towards it. It's life bar disappears as I approach and I hear a different sort of roar. I realize that I didn't kill the dragon and wonder if I'll still get it's soul. Just as I start receiving it a cave bear attacks me. I breathed fire on it, hack at it once or twice and it was dead. Even though I got the soul I felt let down. I'd had this epic race to the top to kill a dragon and not only did it get there first, but a damned bear killed it too. I had to laugh.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 9:56 pm

I thought it was a nice touch how the guards in Riverwood got nervous about me using Shouts.
Had some funny dialogue to it.

Anyway, hilarious things I've done... Hmmmm.... Well, in the first dragon fight
Spoiler
I stole my fellow NPCs' arrows so I could survive
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I also head shot a rabbit so it did a 360 spin off a rock down into a garden.

Oh and I was in a draughr room, I saw a chest, I walked up to it, I heard something to the left, I turned, I see a giant mammoth skeleton head mowing me down.
Nearly had a heartattack.
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Taylor Bakos
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 7:01 am

This!

http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1266813-the-strange-fashion-tendencies-of-skyrim/

Love the game! And hats.
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Big mike
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:48 pm

I killed a thug, and i carried him into the woodmill and put him where the woodlogs go to be cut with the machinesaw. And i put timber on top of him and made the saw cut through them(got pictures of it XD).

Another thing was that i was being attacked by a dragon outside whiterun, and i ran towards some mammoths, and the dragon attacked them. He ended up being killed by one of the mammoths and 4 mudcrabs. All i did was watch XD.

Ive also had one of my companions being hit by a trap inside a cave and fly into the wall and dissapear.
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Robert Devlin
 
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 7:46 pm

I saw three named NPCs locked in a battle with a Giant outside of Whiterun. I decided I would kick back and watch them get slaughtered...but they killed the Giant easily. Then I somehow aggroed them and they started chasing me down. I didn't even try to fight...I just ran while muttering 'No....No...No...No..No.NoNONONONONONO' to myself. They almost caught me. ;-; I WAS ONLY LEVEL 2 FOR GODSAKES.

I saw the same thing my first day playing. If you would have talked to them, they would have asked you why you didn't help.
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Nick Swan
 
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 9:43 am

My horse just went through seven mercenaries on his own.
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Post » Thu May 10, 2012 10:54 pm

I was mucking about in Riverwood with an axe and I was jumping about on a box and swung it and it critical'd a guy by accident and almost killed him. Needless to say I didn't find this funny. My friend however wouldn't stop laughing as I was chased out of riverwood -_-
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Post » Fri May 11, 2012 12:45 am

After killing the first dragon I tried to rez him as undead, I held in the button for some time don't know why really but when I released the button on the skeleton corpse it was pushed with such force that I had to walk for like 2-3min before I found the skeleton corpse again.

I tried it again but it only was pushed only a short bit maby it was a fluke but was funny as hell to see it.
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