At a Bandit Keep I jumped off my horse that I had just bought after my other one decided to be a hero and killed himself. I dismount and off he goes to the bandit keep, moving faster than I could even react. I tried so hard to catch up and kill off the bandits as quickly as I could, but ended up failing, the horse bought it pretty quickly. Had to make the walk back.

i was walking over a fallen tree bridge when a bandit hidden behind one of the branches says "look what we have here." so i back up a few feet, let him get close, then fus-ro-dah. i watched him roll down the cliff to his death. then, looking down at his dead body, i decided to jump. made it safely. then i realized there were two dead bodies for my looting at the bottom

Killed a dragon inside Whiterun, near the main gate, its corpse refuses to despawn and it likes to move around and clip into anything nearby.

When exiting Whiterun after talking to the jarl the first time, there was a dead giant on the ground right outside the gate.

Ice forming the head greybeard as he was sitting in a chair reading a book. He definately froze in the "Porcelain Throne" position. Ice form is just too funy all around.

I saw a skeleton warrior trying to chase a fox.

I went to see if I could talk to a giant.

He was not very keen.

Hammer to face = sent me flying to my death.

I cant even laugh at that because a similar situation happened to me except I had already depleted 75% of its health. It went to go attack something, lost track of me then began circling. When I finally got it to realize I'm still here, its health was completely restored. I dont even want to know how many arrows I wasted.

Well just before the climb to the greybeards, on your right is a cave bear.I was low lvl at the time.
I figured ah what the hell gonna c if i can knock him around, he was ofc to strong but just before i prob wld have died i iced him, he just rolled of the cliff all the way across the river.
He was looking kinda surprised and suddenly started running, i thought he was going straight for me but instead he choose to kill some npc in that little village a little further.

I had just slept at the Bannered Mare, and upon getting out of bed wearing just my underwear, I walked downstairs for some breakfast. An old lady at a table said to me in passing "You should put some clothes on dear, you're embarrassing yourself." LOL, thanks!

Been fun reading all experiences so far so I decided to add my two cents here.

First one is when I got caught by a dragon in the open field. My arrows barely scratched her and I already saw myself ending up as fried meat. As aiming with a bow on a flying dragon is somewhat difficult I lost sight of her at some point. Suddenly I see her health bar go down in a matter of seconds. I was like, wth, no town near, what's happening? When I found her corpse I saw a giant quietly walking away with his club on his shoulder. I could almost hear him whistling....

The second one is about my Skyrim wife Senna (Dibella Temple). I was eager to get in the back door to see what ceremonies she was talking about, so I tried to pickpocket her for the key, in which I succeeded. Days later when leaving the inn in Riverwood I cot attacked by 3 thugs who where 'gonna teach me a lesson'. After killing all three I looted their corpses which carried bounty and contract letters. I didn't bother reading these at that time and decided to marry Senna later. After spending some time as a married man I got to read the contract letters and found out that one of them was signed by my very spouse herself lol. She stated that ít was not necessary to kill me only if the contractor deemed it necessary' or something like that. I rofled and am eagerly guarding the contract untill Bethesda releases the court patch so i can file a divorce.

ADVENTURES WITH LYDIA (aka "CARL" to those of you who watched Mangg's Let's Play)
I was answering the Greybeards' summons, slowly working my way from Whiterun to Ivarstead. Made a quick pit-stop by a waterfall to collect some ingredients and Lydia pipes up "Hmmm... a cave. I wonder what's inside?". I had some extra time so I thought why not. Upon entering we're greeted by a charnel house of gored bodies and skeleton parts.

"I have a bad feeling about this" Lydia and I state in absolutely perfect harmony.

THE SPEAR OF THE GODS
Lydia and I were in a crypt battling a sizable force of draugr. Lydia was taking on an Overlord while I was swarmed by regulars. I thought I had Unrelenting Force selected, so I had planned on blasting them out of my way and running to aid Lydia. Evidently I had the speed shout equipped instead. Shot across the room in a split second, smashing right into the back of the Overlord. Since I was clicking like mad, I ended the sprint with a last reflexive click... only to execute a one-handed finishing move. Blade rammed through the back exploded out the front of the Overlord's chest, just an inch away from Lydia's face. The whole sequence couldn't have been more than 1 second.

I used a freezing shout on a wolf that jumped at me. He flew over me in a solid piece of ice and completely off the side of the mountain!

I strolled into Whiterun to find a dragon attacking. Just as the music escalated and I drew my weapon, a courier engaged me in conversation to ever so slowly deliver an invitation to a museum to me. While I was stuck in conversation for a solid 30 seconds, I could see the dragon pelting guards with fire and carrying onlookers away.

Win, had a wolf do something similar using Shock spell, died mid air and then went shooting off into the sky off a mountain in a glorious smoking cloud of burning wolf hair.