As far as high school goes, which has been far more memorable, and in many cases not in a good way, compared to college which was a breeze, and was fun.

My freshman year I was kicked off the football team. At a meagre 5'2 125 lbs I was the smallest player, a RB/SS, on the team yet the coach kicked me off the team for being what he described as a "bully:. Of course, I wasn't able to actually bully anyone around, nor did I even try, that was just his anology for me questioning his coaching decisions. He called me a bully, I called him a fat [censored] bag, was kicked off, and had more time for street hockey, football, video games with friends.

Six classmates were killed in car accidents my senior year, 10 more in the next few years following graduation.

Again in my senior year, there was a huge drug bust that expelled 50+ seniors, all for just smoking weed, which quite a number of students did, and I'm lucky I wasn't expelled. Big deal. The (then "local", as I don't live there anymore) police used an undercover officer to gain the trust of students, would hang out with them on campus (pretending to be taking courses) and even off campus. Sufficed to say, I already didn't like that school, but the mistrust they gave me, as well as the police.

Let's see. I was banned in my senior year from wearing a Brendan Shanahan Red Wings jersey an uncle bought for me (whenever family from Michigan bought me Red Wings stuff I was rather sentimental about it), which I had already worn for a couple years with no incident nor any warnings, because it had the number "14" and was red, and that was the number and colours of a Spanish speaking HIspanic gang, which obviously I as a tall white guy with blue-green eyes and brown hair who didn't ever speak Spanish (despite knowing it) would easily be confused for amirite?

I was also suspended the day before my graduation trip, yet again in senior year, for "verbal assault on a staff member" for telling a campus supervisor for overstepping her authority and telling me I wasn't going on the grad trip for horsing around with a friend of mine, picking him up, and throwing him into some nearby bushes, so I promised her my family would be up hers and the school's ass if I wasn't allowed to go over that. They suspended me 5 days and had the police interrogate me as if I threatened to kill her and made her out to be so gracious about the fact that she didn't sue me or get a restraining order over that. They didn't want to refund me the money I paid for the grad trip with so my mother took them to court and got it back plus fees. On the last day of school following graduation when I turned in my books, that same campus supervisor waved to me, I waved the finger then, and a number of times after graduation when driving by.

I guess you can say the worst thing to happen in high school for me was high school -- it certainly made me, from start to finish, encountering one ass after another on their staff, not have anything to do with school after school hours. I've also never encountered a populace of children and young advlts who's main aspirations were moving the hell out of that town. The continuation/remedial schools have a pretty high populace now because children and their parents want to avoid that high school.

A young girl passed away in the bathroom. She had a seizure and hit her head on the toilet. Paramedics couldnt figure out how to get past the stall door until a friend of mine kicked open.....

Dont remember anything else major. We had a rifle range at our school but I was the captain so the most that happened with that was the occasional pen that somehow exploded down range


Oh yea, I remember standing next to this smaller guy who just came to the US from Israel. Well someone tried to start a fight with him and he delivered a swift, extremely hard, kick this guys stomach then a knee to the face. He had to leave in a wheel chair.

I also recall the highschool football team being separated by offense and defense. I was an offensive player, but me and about 5 friends managed to stay neutral. I mean, for some weird ass reason, the offense hated defense, and defense hated offense. One day (at a game against a rival school) a fight broke out on the sideline on our team after a defense player got swapped out. Next thing you know, the defense comes rushing off the field to aid their fellow defensive player. Hell broke loose. I swear it was just like a big gang fight. We all had to go to some big sportsmanship meeting after that. Our coach thought the offense vs defence hatred was funny until the one huge fight that was inevitably going to happen at some point happened during the middle of one of our biggest games.

I stole watch from the teacher and I got into lots of trouble because the watch was very important for her or something.

I kicked rubber and it hit teachers face

Not my school but one building in my friends school exploded because someone left the gas on in the oven

When I ran away from school one teacher chased me in a car and I got into lots of trouble.

When teacher was playing rugby with students he got kicked in the face and had black eye

One girl cut open one boys eye with a paper

one girl died from cancer or something

There was more of it but I won't post everything here

Also once when I ran away with friends from school someone tried to shoot us

And once one guy nearly died from losing breath when he got kicked in the stomach

Hmmm. Well, teacher 1 had an affair with teacher 2's wife, and then teacher 2 murdered teacher 1 and then teacher 2 went to prison for murder.

And this one jock guy kept bullying this other guy and the other guy eventually snapped and stabbed the jock in the eye with a pencil. *pop* Haha, got what was comin' to him...the dude was an a-hole.

I think those were the worst things by far in any school I've gone to that I know of off the top of my head.

One guy broke a substitute teacher's nose with a door.

French teacher 1 got cancer and bravely tried to work through her chemotherapy, only to be ridiculed when her wig fell off in class and quit teaching for good. French teacher 2 had a meltdown in class after two months of students constantly taking the piss out of her accent.

Dance teacher was fired for being a raging alcoholic.

Art teacher 1 quit after a student became obsessed with her and began seriously harassing her. Art teacher 2 was almost fired after accusations of having a relationship with me (the rumors were untrue unfortunately. If she'd have offered then I would have though.)

Geography teacher ended up in hospital after punching a student (student then beat the crap out of him with a chair).

Maths teacher tried to have a student arrested after the student accidentaly ran into him (I witnessed this, it was an accident). He told the police that the student ran up and punched him and spent the next three months pretending to need to walk with the aid of a stick (he actually transferred to another scool in town and tried the same thing with a student there.)

Guy got shoved through a glass door and ended up in hospital.

Deputy head was arrested for stamping on a guys throat in a rugby match.

One summer the police were called into the school and while they were inside, someone stuffed melted mars bars under all the door handles of their car.

Unsurprisingly my school was permanently closed down in 2000.

I vote this guy winner.

What a nice and uneventful schooling i've had

Yeah and again not my school but my friends teacher got locked up in a jail because he had thousands of photos of naked children in his work computer

Instant mental image of 5 or so cops leaving to open their doors and getting hands full of chocolate and the cleanup of their cars after.

I remember when two students at our Highschool had six right in the cafeteria during detention or something similar.

Our principle and some others in the room were making funny comments about it while they watched it from a security camera that was hooked to some televisions in the main office.

He got sacked because he didn't stop what was going on. Well actually early retirement.

Double post.

Some guy dared this girl to svck his stuff on a bus, and she did. That didn't end well.

A few years back three students got into some huge car accident that killed them all, they weren't wearing seat belts.

Our soccer team decided it would be a good idea for them to all fight the other team resulting in many suspensions, and false accuisations.

I also think some kid punched a pregnant teacher in her stomach once, not sure though.

I hate to be off topic but this is probably the greatest signature ever. I don't know how to spell the response.

Well just this year a few [censored] up things have happened at my school.

For one, at the end of a playoff game the Worcester north district soccer team got into a full on brawl with the other team. At the end of last year one of my friends got busted for having drugs in his shop locker ( I go to a vocational high school) and is expelled while it happened to another kid in my shop recently who gets to come back in april. Another messed up thing that happened in my shop is that a teacher called a female student (I'm in Plumbing) a [censored] and later on in the day he [censored] in the girls bathroom all over the seat, clogged the toilet and threw a bunch of used toilet paper into the trash instead of the toilet.
Last year one kid that I know got dismissed to go and find out that his step father strangled his mother to death.

someone defecated in the front door of our bathroom

a group of kids graffitti'd a bunch of phaluses in colors of the Armenian flag throughout the entire school, including on the highest floors and a massive one on our school logo.
on graduation day a kid scratched "U Mad" and the troll face on a bunch of lunch benches and several other places I forgot.

when a student at our graduation was giving a speech he started suffering from some bizarre breakdown (it wasn't an emotional one though, it was similar to a stroke O_O) he turned out fine though.

at my college a guy alleged had a gun
a fire was started in, I think, itw as the chemistry lab.

A friend of mine whipped a baby bird at a wall and claimed it was dead to begin with. He switched out of our school the following year and we never saw him again.

Damn Armenians leaving their erections all over our great countries!

In 7th grade, we had a repeated series of bomb threats that took place over a few weeks. Usually, we would be gathered around outside on the athletic field for an hour or two and then be sent home early. This was a year after the Columbine shootings, so this sort of activity was supposedly becoming popular. And most of the perpetrators were around 10-11 years old.

How messed up are we talking about?

Like one had a scratch on his face. It was brutal, man.

Some kids stole the principal's car and crashed it into a police car.
Someone... well... pleasured himself in the corridor and... spilled his juice all over the floor...
Someone tried to commit suicide.
A friend of mine lost a part of his thumb.

I've farted farts which had greater consequences on my boxers!

There are a lot of posts in this thread which aren't forum appropriate, I think it's time for a lock.