I couldn't picture this happening at all, so you're probably right. The devs I've heard talk about the game seem to be people like Todd Howard, really down to earth people who want to do their best for this game because they loved these games before they even worked for the company.
Charity is a different subject altogether imo, and charity items are fine as long as they don't break the feel of the game. Also, that cinder kitten is awesome.