» Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:45 am
I always crack jokes when people watch me play. Like if someone's being a pain and distracting me from my game I'll randomly kill an animal, something cute like a fox or a rabbit, and peg its death on them. "You see that dead bunny? It's your fault it's dead. Poor, poor bunny. If only you'd left when I told you to, this tragedy could've been avoided. Look how cute the dead bunny is. It was even cuter when it was alive." And when my girlfriend watches me play, I'll poke fun at the games she likes to play by, say, spawning a bunch of cheese wheels and chasing after them going, "I'm Sonic! Wheee!" or morphing into a werewolf and saying, "Look at me, I'm playing Animal Crossing! Get it? Animal crossing? Like crossing into an animal?" (Playing Skyrim induces bad puns.) She thought she'd avoid all this by dating a girl. She was so wrong. *grins*