Or he could just leave the room and hope that the map has been refreshed once he walks back into the door and the body has disappeared.

Well if you do nothing for long enough, you'll rot as well. And you can't smell decay if your dead.

Obviously you leave it there until it decomposes into soil and you plant a nice pretty flower.

Never forget the 3 S's

Shoot

Shovel

Shut Up

Well, two S's anyway. The first one is kind of redundant here.

Aww, darn it all

Someone is defined as an unknown or unlabeled person

murder is defined as the act of one person killing another, usually in malice.

So this thread is a lie! I demand a refund!

Damn OP, got me good.

Breaking Bad taught me that strong enough acid will solve any problem.

How does it work after the effects start wearing off and the cops now have you on murder AND illegal drug use charges?

MORE ACID

Or, failing that, meth.

ISWYDT

Okay, title has been changed.

Rubber gloves or a plastic bag to cover your hand, a few paper towels if you don't want to feel any definite textures, pick it up and dispose of it. Then put the trash out so it doesn't start to smell bad inside your house.

Some bleach or clorox wipes to clean the floor.

Congratulate your cat; apparently they are on the job.

A murdered mouse?

It's time for http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geronimo_Stilton, the greatest mouse detective that ever lived!

Barring that, call http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2010/01/pl_playlist_f.jpg.

Okay guys so heres an update, I managed to move the dead mouse by using a shovel, then I chucked it into the roaring fire in my living room.

The only problem is my roommate has been missing his mouse recently (it's name is Neil) and I don't really know what to say. The corpse hasn't gone yet, not quite.

As for my cat, I rewarded him with some cat food, as suggested on here. Maybe I should give him one can purr kill?

My grandpa would catch them on a trap & let us bust their heads open with his cane.

Either burn it or let it decompose in a dirt alley; let the minerals return to Mother Earth.

Mice pie.

Just bin it in your outside bin. I believe a mouse is too big to flush down the toilet like you would a dead fish.

If you think your cat killed it then make it frigging eat it thats what ive done everytime my cats bring home animals and i have to say it soon stops them bringing crap home with them.