Skyrim, review from a "Christian View Point" : V

» Mon May 21, 2012 11:44 pm

So i came across this artical and thought i share it with all of you since i couldnt stop lmfao.

seems to be just a paradoy, so just take it easy ^^

» Tue May 22, 2012 2:14 pm

Moderators have already removed threads linking that article. Just so you know.

It is incredibly funny though. I like how it's blaming Blizzard for this game.

» Tue May 22, 2012 3:52 am

someone posted this earlier today and it got locked, so...in before the lock!

» Tue May 22, 2012 2:29 pm

If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to a far way lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire by using dragons.

lolwut.

Surely this whole thing is a parody?

» Tue May 22, 2012 7:48 am

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So i came across this artical and thought i share it with all of you since i couldnt stop lmfao.

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Old News

and obviously BS nonsense/joke article

» Tue May 22, 2012 2:15 am

So much of this article and its premise is against the rules here. And I don't even think that article is real. Its just so... wrong.

» Tue May 22, 2012 3:53 am

Orcs are from Stormwind? The developer is Blizzard? Skyrim is an MMORPG??

I can't......even.......holy......must....make comment about......not all christians.....like that.........but I'm...I'm...I'm.....

Dying inside.

» Tue May 22, 2012 12:41 am

The title was enough to make me lol. I'm not reading the rest until I have a cup of tea - this should be good! :lol:

There's no way this is real, but damn it's funny!

» Tue May 22, 2012 3:16 am

I can't help but think that it's tongue-in-cheek.

» Tue May 22, 2012 7:32 am

This has to be a parody or fake article. Being a devout christian myself even I find this article's claims as utter nonsense.

» Tue May 22, 2012 8:55 am

Obvious troll article is obvious.

Anybody that thinks that is serious and a Christian was stupid enough to write it needs to slap themselves in the face.

» Tue May 22, 2012 12:45 pm

Ah, just found out its a parody site. Never even heard of it before.

» Tue May 22, 2012 2:28 am

lol did not expect that XD
I mean I could somehow understand them linking it to violence
or fairytales contradicting the bible and whatnot (like how they boycotted that film with the talking polar bears)

but come on man
this can't be 4 real

edit: it's not even that good or funny
oh let's use a lot of "bad words" in our article cuz that's cool and funny
can hardly be even called satire IMO

» Tue May 22, 2012 7:16 am

Has this person even played the game himself in the first place, and is it jsut a joke by atheists to make christians look bad, agian?

» Tue May 22, 2012 7:10 am

This has to be a parody or fake article. Being a devout christian myself even I find this article's claims as utter nonsense.

I know what you mean... I really hope it's a parody.

» Tue May 22, 2012 6:37 am

This has to be a parody or fake article. Being a devout christian myself even I find this article's claims as utter nonsense.

» Tue May 22, 2012 3:15 am

Obvious troll article is obvious.

Anybody that thinks that is serious and a Christian was stupid enough to write it needs to slap themselves in the face with a chainsaw.

Fixed it for ya

» Tue May 22, 2012 5:01 am

I know what you mean... I really hope it's a parody.

It is. Apparently that site is the equivalent of Stephen Colbert. Its just a parody that stays in character.

» Tue May 22, 2012 11:08 am

I'm going to assume that a lot of you didn't see that article about Mass Effect by McCullough. He was saying much the same thing as this article is saying and was completely genuine. Some people are just crazy.

This place is much like The Onion though.

» Tue May 22, 2012 12:32 pm

Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal. Once the player has decided if they want to be a female wood fairy or an black ogre from Stormwind, they get to take control of their hell spawned fictitious demon.

I rofl'd.

» Tue May 22, 2012 8:58 am

I'm going to assume that a lot of you didn't see that article about Mass Effect by McCullough. He was saying much the same thing as this article is saying and was completely genuine. Some people are just crazy.

Shepard alien-whacked his sin rifle and sprayed his demon seed over evil robots.

Awesome.

» Mon May 21, 2012 11:29 pm

ty for posting this i got some laughs

» Tue May 22, 2012 12:36 pm

ROFL .... I suppose the article creator is trolling. He very well knows Blizz got nothing to do with this game. The statistics are bogus fake bullsh!t.

If anything is a threat for humanity,.... then believing in a GOD... is.

» Tue May 22, 2012 5:36 am

Pretty sure this is a troll article. No way someone is serious about that.

» Tue May 22, 2012 9:22 am

That entire site is composed of over-the-top satire like The Onion. It's stupid, unlike The Onion.