what are somethings that have happened in your life that you are incredible
when i was 12 a firework shot off really close to me and damaged my ears, i had reduced hearing
when i was 17 i was listening to some music and all of a sudden it got really loud, i thought i was delusioned but my hearing came back

Fascinating.

I can't think of any weird things. Well, not overly weird anyway.

I fell 6 feet onto my head, perfectly fine other than a bruise and I could move my eyes around independently now if I want to, they function like normal eyes by default but I can enter "lizard-man" mode when I want.

Definetly this forum (no offence to anyone).

Hm. Weird or incredible. Hm.

*thinks*

Can't think of anything that'd be outside the box, sorry.
Had an appendix needlessly removed & other medical oddball stories. Was nearly killed on an curvy 1-lane type mt. cliff road by some stoned and speeding idiot - I was on edge of the sheer drop off side & couldn't swerve at all, could only stare as the car came (he crashed himself into the cliff-wall to brake/avoid). When he opened his door, smoke came billowing out of the cab and his eyes were as red as the devil. At the time it felt very surreal. Does that count?

This one time I was reading these boards and someone was so obviously sarcastic, it was weird man.

When I was about 9 my family was driving from Kampala to Karamoja on return from our monthly trip to the city to buy supplies. As we passed through two large rock formations that stood on either side of the road we heard a loud bang. My dad thought that it was some metal pipes we had on the roof of the vehicle that had fallen off onto the dirt road, and he stopped the car to look out the back window to make sure.

I smelled the gunpowder.

I jumped on the floor of the car before the second bullet came through the passenger side, knocking my seatbelt off of it's mount. Had I been sitting up it would have gone through my head. It also would have gone through my dad's head had he not been hunched over to look out the window behind the vehicle. It only grazed his back. The third bullet came in low and grazed my sister's chest. We floored it for about 10km non stop running on the bare rim of the tire that had been shot out with the first bullet.

Besides some burns and bleeding from the bullets, and one piece of shrapnel in my back, nobody was seriously hurt. We found out later that a witchdoctor from a rival tribe that was at odds with the one we were providing hunger relief for had told his warriors to "kill that white man helping our enemies".

I was digging around the Nintendo HQ in Redmond, Washington, and I found a Voltswagen Beetle decorated to look like Pikachu. It even had ears.

Age 10: I accidentally the whole internet.
That's it. My life is pretty uneventful.

I don't believe that for a second, it's too outrageous to be true.

I'm an alien.


That's pretty wierd and incredible in of itself.





I'm merely biding my time until I can take over this planet. Pitiful human worm babies!

Hydraulic fluid shooting 20+ feet into the air.
It was momentarily spectacular.

Bro-Beans, I saw it with my own eyes!

Who was it on these forums that found a perfectly preserved car buried in his garden or something? Apparently people bury cars all the time...

I stopped drinking for a day.

Scary stuff.

I fell off a twenty foot ladder, landed on solid ground, and didn't even have a bruise to show for it.

I can rotate both of my legs 180 degrees in opposite directions at the same time. It's a bit uncomfortable, but the looks on people's faces are definitely worth it.

This one time in High School, one of my teachers thought he'd stump us by asking "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" Little did he know, I can clap with one hand. The whole class got a good laugh out of that.

Why would you even want to? Have you seen the state of this planet? Go take over a world that actually has a future.

When I was 6 or so I had Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. I was one of the youngest cases ever.

I can do 'fuzzy eyes'.
I don't know how I do it or how I found out about it but if I do a sort of focus with my eyes I can make them shake at an incredible rate.
I get told it's freaky but cool, I've never actually seen myself doing it (because if I look in the mirror it's just doesn't work for obvious reasons) and the videos that have been taken are of poor quality so it looks like I'm just looking at the camera.

I think someone's just messing with you.

I stopped drinking for 15 months (so far.) Its not so bad after a while.


Wow I didn't even know what that was until I looked it up, and realised I get that sometimes, when I'm falling asleep (which is apparently common.) It's so weird. One minute my body feels like its stretching and I'm going to touch both walls, then all my furniture will be massive, towering over me, and I think it will take forever to reach the other side of the bed.

My own "weird thing" would probably be the stupid way my body reacts to accidents and injuries. For example, I've fallen down the stairs in my house from the very top, and escaped without even a bruise, but when I slipped off the bottom step once I nearly broke my leg.
A friend once pushed me off a 10ft container and I landed like a cat, on both feet and hands, no problem, and then later that day I stubbed my toe and nearly broke it.

I think that's an inherited thing though, it happens to my dad a lot. He broke his toe on the laundry basket once. It would have been funny if I hadn't had to straighten it out for him so he could walk to the car and get to the doctors.

Messing with me?
I can actually shake me eyes, as in I see everything around me shake aggressively making mostly everything a blur.
No ones messing, I actually do this.

- Kind of like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi5rlbiBsN8
(I assume that's how it looks)

Joke. Dryness doesn't carry well online...

Not as weird as finding out the alien invasion for world dominance would start in Jersey

And that the world would implode on itself when the cast of Jersey Shore meet those of Geordie Shore.....

Googled that...


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sorry.. hysterics.