My son said something stupid I found funny last night

Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:28 am

So, I get home from work and he runs out of his room all excited. He begins by telling me a story of what him and his friends were doing...

"So....I....was...at...[Redacted]...house...and...we...we...were...like....watching...like...we...were....watching....Youtube....and...and...."

At that point I tuned him out because he can't complete a single sentence without a huge pause and only tuned in to his yammering enough times to say, "Yeah, ok."

And in the middle of his story I hear: "So...yeah...uh....they...are...making...a....Fall....Fallout...movie...and...like...uh...it...its...gonna...be...totally....awesome....."

At this point we're 20 mintues into what should have been a 5 minute conversation and I reply with..."No. They aren't."

So, as usual it turns into, 'I'll prove it to you dad.' conversation and he makes me open up Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF4BM2F2mNg&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLE2CED254A667AB5E

That is what he shows me.

So, for the next few minutes we sit there and watch the movie and I point out that 80% of the "preview" is from Terminator: Salvation. But I was having trouble picking out the other movies. Woul d anyone else like to help me break this film down with me?

Oh yeah, he didn't watch the whole video before he ran off excited so I had him sit through the entire thing and at the very end he stands up and exclaims, "MAN, THEY LIED! But those clips weren't from any movies, I've seen Terminator Salvation and that wasn't it."

Kids are so funny sometimes.
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luis dejesus
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:20 am

One wonders what the poll tax riots had to do with nuclear war...
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Jordan Moreno
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:45 am

Well now he learnt some people lie in youtube. I guess it's good for him.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:24 am

kids are funny

i know ive dodne esome estupid things as a child. i think i still dod em
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Penny Flame
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:28 am

Well now he learnt some people lie in youtube. I guess it's good for him.
Atleast he learned that before finding gorilla199's chanel.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:55 am

The answer has been right in front of you all along.
And yes, 2012 is a stupid movie.
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Leilene Nessel
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:08 am

I think some of the scenes are from 2012.

Seems like they were listed in the description all along.


And to the posts above, I thought I was dirty minded.

I didn't read the description, neither did my son. I just closed the window and shut the laptop off and went back to watching Full Metal Jacket.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:32 am

I guess he didn't look at the date it was uploaded :P.
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Philip Rua
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:38 am

I love Full Metal Jacket.
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gary lee
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:32 am

No Fallout movie is real :ahhh: ... Ceareally it's not!? Awwww :sadvaultboy:
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Devin Sluis
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:12 am

I love Full Metal Jacket.
Ugh, terrible film.
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Karine laverre
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:56 am

Ugh, terrible film.
Please elaborate.
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Sophie Payne
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:37 am

I love Full Metal Jacket.
Isn't that the film Stripes spoofs?
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:39 am

Please elaborate.
One man shouts at kids a lot, kid and man dies, kids go to jungle, [censored] about boring existentialism for a while then kill an asian girl. It was so boooring...
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:04 am

One man shouts at kids a lot, kid and man dies, kids go to jungle, [censored] about boring existentialism for a while then kill an asian girl. It was so boooring...
I can see your point.
I guess it's a matter of taste in the end. I personally liked it, especially the part where "one man shouts at kids a lot".
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:15 pm

No Fallout movie is real :ahhh: ... Ceareally it's not!? Awwww :sadvaultboy:
I...wha...ceareally?
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 10:19 am

One man shouts at kids a lot, kid and man dies, kids go to jungle, [censored] about boring existentialism for a while then kill an asian girl. It was so boooring...

Wha? It's such a good movie. But, I can understand and respect that you don't like it.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 3:54 am

Full Metal Jacket is one of my favourite Stanley Kubrick films. As for the OP: It's a good eye-opener for your kid to realise that not everything you see on YouTube is real.
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:15 pm

Why can't your son speak normally?
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:20 pm

I...wha...ceareally?
I'm supa cereal! I was lookin 4ward to it, cereasily guys make it!! :cryvaultboy:
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:27 am

Full Metal Jacket is one of my favourite Stanley Kubrick films. As for the OP: It's a good eye-opener for your kid to realise that not everything you see on YouTube is real.
Or in life is real, like manbearpig or Nessie or ..... Me :dance:
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:53 pm

It's just a fan made trailer. Just for fun tell him you found the new Batman trailer and show him this on fullscreen.
http://youtu.be/D9A-APD0OBA
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:30 am

Or in life is real, like manbearpig or Nessie or ..... Me :dance:
Pfft everyone knows Nessie is real. :meh:
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 8:38 am

Why can't your son speak normally?

Because he's twelve and all of his friends talk like idiots. "It's the cool thing".

Seriously, I don't know. It takes him forever to say one sentence. Not sure why that is. He's only just recently started doing it. I think it has to do with all of his friends, they all probably do it. He doesn't do it all the time. Just when he's telling a story about something he's done with his friends, or seen with his friends. My wife and I keep telling him he sounds dumb when he talks like that and I just tune him out when he starts talking like that; it bothers me to no end.
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 11:46 am

Because he's twelve and all of his friends talk like idiots. "It's the cool thing".

Seriously, I don't know. It takes him forever to say one sentence. Not sure why that is. He's only just recently started doing it. I think it has to do with all of his friends, they all probably do it. He doesn't do it all the time. Just when he's telling a story about something he's done with his friends, or seen with his friends. My wife and I keep telling him he sounds dumb when he talks like that and I just tune him out when he starts talking like that; it bothers me to no end.
Any chance is he over excited when he's saying it. Might just be that.
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