A song of cheese and sweet rolls... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:27 pm

I'm looking for someone to share in an advencherrr...

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:34 pm

I'm looking for someone to share in an advencherrr...

Can i volunteer myself for my own mission? Wait, are you me? Nevermind, don't tell me, ruins the fun!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:11 pm

Indeed, its great to finally see a part of me that gets me! Or is it? If i agree with myself all the time then there won't be anythin' worth discussin', and then nothin' will be discussed. I won't be mad anymore, and that isn't entertaining at all, isn't it? Please, if you are going to join me in being me, at least be a different side of me please! Wouldn't i agree? Or should i agree? Oh the joy...

No no, You are the me, Unless We are both into one, And we are half ourselves, Why are you mad? Are you mad because you and me are into one? Or could it be you are me? I am not going to join into being you, Unless we figure out who is who, And who is me? Who are you? Who am I? You should Agree with my theory, For I, The Hero of Madness Kvatch, Am here to help you! Yes you, Get some cheese!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:58 pm

I'm looking for someone to share in an advencherrr...

This is quite a Good morning, Isn't it? I love good mornings, It's a good time for being me!... Herbert Get me some cheese for this young fellow. He wants an adventure I will give him an advenchar!!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:32 pm

No no, You are the me, Unless We are both into one, And we are half ourselves, Why are you mad? Are you mad because you and me are into one? Or could it be you are me? I am not going to join into being you, Unless we figure out who is who, And who is me? Who are you? Who am I? You should Agree with my theory, For I, The Hero of Madness Kvatch, Am here to help you! Yes you, Get some cheese!

Since when did i become Shegorath AND Kvatch? If i am goin' to be disagreein' with myself for the sake of disagreein' with myself, then as ground rules, can we at least agree on what my name is? I mean i always have been called Shegorath, it might be too much of a good thing to start goin' by two names here!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:14 am

Could it be Deadrically possible that I'm you? That must means I don't even exist.. Then How am I even speaking? Say it as you? But I'm you. And I can't say anything, Unless you're me.. Maybe We are all combined into one? This is quite maddenning, Entertaining? I have a Personal Dancer with Chocolate Sweet Roll With Bacon and Cheese on the top. That could be quite a good show!

Give those sweets back as they are mine! And ye dancer too!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:18 am

I'm looking for someone to share in an advencherrr...

... i like adventures.
Wait... let me check. Clothes- check, staff- check, styrofoampants- check.
Haskill, take care of the realm, i'm going on an adveture with myself.

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:50 pm

Since when did i become Shegorath AND Kvatch? If i am goin' to be disagreein' with myself for the sake of disagreein' with myself, then as ground rules, can we at least agree on what my name is? I mean i always have been called Shegorath, it might be too much of a good thing to start goin' by two names here!

Maybe you are my servant Herbert.. Cause I still don't have my cheese.. Or was it a Sweet roll? What is your name? Is your name my name? Oh the same names would be such a joy to have!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:12 pm

... i like adventures.
Wait... let me check. Clothes- check, staff- check, styrofoampants- check.
Haskill, take care of the realm, i'm going on an adveture with myself.

Wait a minute, Don't take my stuff, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCWXpzF6TY

Now let's get back, What's my name, Where is my Sweet Roll? Or was it a Cheese Block? I don't know.. Herbert!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:10 pm

Give those sweets back as they are mine! And ye dancer too!

No, they are mine-wait! Why am i fightin' over what part of me is gettin' the sweets and the wenches? Isn't my entire body gonna enjoy the sweets equally? Do i have completely seperate bodies, and minds? Entertainingly mad!

... i like adventures.
Wait... let me check. Clothes- check, staff- check, styrofoampants- check.
Haskill, take care of the realm, i'm going on an adveture with myself.

That's the spirit Sheogorath! Or am i Kvatch? Damn, i forget.

» Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:36 am

Wait a minute, Don't take my stuff, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxCWXpzF6TY

Now let's get back, What's my name, Where is my Sweet Roll? Or was it a Cheese Block? I don't know.. Herbert!

I am quite an entertain' murderer indeed! But if i do that to meself, is it suicide, or just killin' meself? I still haven't figured out if i have one body or a few dozen here!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:57 pm

No, they are mine-wait! Why am i fightin' over what part of me is gettin' the sweets and the wenches? Isn't my entire body gonna enjoy the sweets equally? Do i have completely seperate bodies, and minds? Entertainingly mad!

That's the spirit Sheogorath! Or am i Kvatch? Damn, i forget.

No you're me, Kvatch Lord Sheogorath! Or was it reversed, I'm getting hungry without my Cheese Block. When is the Hero of Kvatch going to come back Herbert? (Don't know sir)
Well Of course I Don't know that's why I was asking you, Ugh, I'll do it myself, But just get me my cheese, I shall name it the Cheese of the Hero of Kvatch From SHeogorath of Hero

» Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:58 am

No you're me, Kvatch Lord Sheogorath! Or was it reversed, I'm getting hungry without my Cheese Block. When is the Hero of Kvatch going to come back Herbert? (Don't know sir)
Well Of course I Don't know that's why I was asking you, Ugh, I'll do it myself, But just get me my cheese, I shall name it the Cheese of the Hero of Kvatch From SHeogorath of Hero

Quit thinkin' about cheese and start thinkin' about getting yourself, or meself, crazier and crazier! What good is cheese when there is no madness around to enjoy it? Did i think of that, hmm?

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:06 pm

Quit thinkin' about cheese and start thinkin' about getting yourself, or meself, crazier and crazier! What good is cheese when there is no madness around to enjoy it? Did i think of that, hmm?

I know, What that idea could be, Use the cheese to get madder and madder, To get yourself or was it meself crazier, And I will have tons of madness to enjoy it.... Oooh What a Smart one Me am!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:20 pm

I know, What that idea could be, Use the cheese to get madder and madder, To get yourself or was it meself crazier, And I will have tons of madness to enjoy it.... Oooh What a Smart one Me am!

OR, i, we, i, could take individual turns eatin' each piece o' cheese, and i could pass it back and forth with myself! okay, i, of course get to take the first bite...

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 4:06 pm

OR, i, we, i, could take individual turns eatin' each piece o' cheese, and i could pass it back and forth with myself! okay, i, of course get to take the first bite...

No, I get the first bite, Not you, I, Me, Get the first bite.

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 3:34 pm

No, I get the first bite, Not you, I, Me, Get the first bite.

Quit bein' greedy here, I be gettin' the first bite because i actually know what me name is!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:31 pm

No, they are mine-wait! Why am i fightin' over what part of me is gettin' the sweets and the wenches? Isn't my entire body gonna enjoy the sweets equally? Do i have completely seperate bodies, and minds? Entertainingly mad!

That's the spirit Sheogorath! Or am i Kvatch? Damn, i forget.

Mad indeed! Wenches be crazy! Amazingly and delightfully maddening!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:23 pm

No yar don't Your name is Really Sheogorath Mad God of Kvatch, Or is it? Tell me what yar name is then. And gimmie that cheese!

» Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:50 am

No yar don't Your name is Really Sheogorath Mad God of Kvatch, Or is it? Tell me what yar name is then. And gimmie that cheese!

Nevar, thy cheese is mein!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 11:01 pm

No yar don't Your name is Really Sheogorath Mad God of Kvatch, Or is it? Tell me what yar name is then. And gimmie that cheese!

It be Shegorath, not Kvatch, and quit pulling on me arm, im gonna rip myself in half here! I get first dibs, and i can't stop me!

» Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:31 pm

Nevar, thy cheese is mein!

Stop fightin with meself, I get thar cheese, And he tells me what His/I/Your name is. Oi I figured it out.. Oh and it's gone