I, Shegorath, have happened upon this poor sod, who has been patiently waiting for Dragonborn on PC, but has let madness get the best of him- to my entertainment, of course!

Wait, don't lock the thread yet moddies, i ain't finished explainin' me business here!

I figured that since all this madness has been happenin' here and transpirin', i'd take the time to inhabit whoever is dealin' w madness, of any cause, of any type, for any reason on this here forum, first through this person, but please, stop hovering over that "lock thread" button, geesh, can i get a word in edgewise?

Let me inhabit you, and let me make the most random and entertaining statements you ever heard of! I decided to make this here thread to actually help make the madness more bearable, to let ya say some off-topic, random, unrelated nonsensical things that have nothin' to do with anything, and don't have anything to do with nothin'! Now that i think about it, i must be a victim of me own interests, because that's just crazy!

This thread of absolute, pure randomness and sheer craziness is only for yer entertainment, and to see who knows me the best, and to see who understand the thing i truly love most in life:

Madness!

And cheese, of course....

M..mm..madness??!
I thought you was incarcerated fifteen years ago, and..and.. locked up ever since!!



Give..us..a..hug

And cheese.

Nobody? Well this sod says that the Imperials should be wearin' pink, not red, and that the carriages should be shaped more like sweet rolls.

Anyone else wanna let me poke around with ya on here?


Edit 1: Looks like i don't even know what the heck I'm even up to sometimes! Please, by all means, don't let me stop me!

First!
I'm the first to post in this thread!(obviously, the OP does not count. He's the god of MADNESS..)
But I'm the first, aren't I?

Well, considerin' that I am me, i win! Hooray! Now how do i give meself a fish stick?

Nope. I beat you with my Screaming and running in circles.

-sigh- It's Fishy Stick cwmatt....

Oh wait, This is apart of your plan

It's the end times!

Why does a part of meself think that I am incarcerated? You would think here than i would know if i was incarcerated at any point in time? But then again, i am the Daedric prince of Madness, so what do i really, truly know about meself, anyway?

True, true self. But i guess whether i decide that it should be said fish stick, or correct myself and say its Fishy Stick, it just doesn't really matter in the end, does it?

Who is cwmatt, why am i calling myself cwmatt? And why would i end the world, its too much fun the way it is!

When in doubt, talk about bacon. always talk about bacon

I feel like i could slide on a Slide, Roll on a Rollcoaster. And Eat cheese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMgia4XixK8

Good idea i just came up with here! What is my favorite type of bacon, anyway? Do i know? Have i even tried bacon before?

Cheese! Cheese for everybody!

Yes, im right, and we should eat sweetrolls on rollercoasters! Yes, Madtastic! I am so perfectly mad!

Edit 1: Wait, we? Well, i guess i have different personalities, so we are just part of me, so okay!

Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?

mhhhhhhh..... chocolate..... much better.....

Even our notions of insanity and madness are dictated by bethesda..



BUT NO maybe their notion of insanity is dictated by us.. or did I just break the seventh wall? By talking about our mine and your creators?

Wait, i no longer like cheese, i like chocolate? Why can't we have chocolate covered cheese? Cheese covered chocolate? Divine! Oh wait, im forgetting that I'm a Daedra here, crazy me!

Or maybe we could have Chocolate Cheese roll? Cheese Chocolate roll? Or Sweet Chocolate roll?


What's going on here, Oh a Deadric Invasion? No no no, that can't be happening

What's this seventh wall? I thought u were me, and that i am responding to meself? If you aren't me, then you are disobeying the original rule for this thread! Only i am allowed here, and anyone who says anythin' on here must say it as me! OR are you really me, and just makin me repeat myself? Gee this is quite maddening indeed! Nevermind, keep it up, it's entertainin'! I don't know if im responding to another person or to meself! That is just beautifully crazy!

Whoa...

Could it be Deadrically possible that I'm you? That must means I don't even exist.. Then How am I even speaking? Say it as you? But I'm you. And I can't say anything, Unless you're me.. Maybe We are all combined into one? This is quite maddenning, Entertaining? I have a Personal Dancer with Chocolate Sweet Roll With Bacon and Cheese on the top. That could be quite a good show!

Indeed, its great to finally see a part of me that gets me! Or is it? If i agree with myself all the time then there won't be anythin' worth discussin', and then nothin' will be discussed. I won't be mad anymore, and that isn't entertaining at all, isn't it? Please, if you are going to join me in being me, at least be a different side of me please! Wouldn't i agree? Or should i agree? Oh the joy...