Swords!

Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:41 am


"A ridiculous (but fun!) weapon, for an uncivilized age."
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Antony Holdsworth
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 1:11 pm

Agador? You mean the flamboyant Guatemalan character played by Hank Azaria in The Birdcage? Do the cleansing flames come from the heat of his Guatemalan-ness? I'm not trying to insult you or anything; that's a line straight out of the movie. I just recognized the name, and looked it up to confirm. Even though that movie is 19 years old, the character is still like the top three search results.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiw4f08oaL0

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Chris Duncan
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:58 am

Mother of Three Dog. I didn't think anyone would actually get the reference. That's exactly who I was thinking of when I wrote that; I figured it would be funny to use it as a fantasy name for an "enchanted sword" for my wasteland knight-errant, though.

Good on you, sir.

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Jake Easom
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 3:19 pm

If the shishkebab is making a return, maybe the dart gun will to or its predecessor at least.

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Agnieszka Bak
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:50 am

Compare the Ripper on the left with the others though. If you look on the right side of the Rippers on the right you'll see they all have the dark green frame. The frame on the Ripper on the left is extended though, that one is longer than the others. Seems more like a shortish sword than a dagger.
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Jaylene Brower
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:44 pm

I wonder if we can have a shish kebab that makes electric damage with other sorts of damage too. I would call my trusty stick a bum freezer.

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Carlos Vazquez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:36 am

flaming chainsaw my good fellow......FLAMING chainsaw lol I can't think of anything more necessary
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JUan Martinez
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:29 am

*a Raider leader returns to find his base raised, his people murdered. Dismembered parts of his friends and smoldering ash is all that welcomes him. He hears a cough, and discovers the form of a once proud man now drawing his final breath. The leader cradles him and asks...*

"Who did this?"

*between coughs of blood, the man painfully stares with terrified eyes into the face of the leader who demands firmly...*

"WHO!?"

*the man has only enough strength to utter two words before giving into the embrace of death, but they were two words the leader had heard many times before, and it was enough. The words were...*

"Flaming....chainsaw."

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Lauren Denman
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:52 am

What about an electrical chainsaw, that zaps your enemy and paralyzes it, so you can close in and finish the job? Now that would be.. *mindblown*

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Kayla Keizer
 
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Post » Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:19 pm

Wonder if the blue ones might be proton swords.

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Jessica Colville
 
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