"A ridiculous (but fun!) weapon, for an uncivilized age."
Agador? You mean the flamboyant Guatemalan character played by Hank Azaria in The Birdcage? Do the cleansing flames come from the heat of his Guatemalan-ness? I'm not trying to insult you or anything; that's a line straight out of the movie. I just recognized the name, and looked it up to confirm. Even though that movie is 19 years old, the character is still like the top three search results.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiw4f08oaL0
Mother of Three Dog. I didn't think anyone would actually get the reference. That's exactly who I was thinking of when I wrote that; I figured it would be funny to use it as a fantasy name for an "enchanted sword" for my wasteland knight-errant, though.
Good on you, sir.
If the shishkebab is making a return, maybe the dart gun will to or its predecessor at least.
I wonder if we can have a shish kebab that makes electric damage with other sorts of damage too. I would call my trusty stick a bum freezer.
*a Raider leader returns to find his base raised, his people murdered. Dismembered parts of his friends and smoldering ash is all that welcomes him. He hears a cough, and discovers the form of a once proud man now drawing his final breath. The leader cradles him and asks...*
"Who did this?"
*between coughs of blood, the man painfully stares with terrified eyes into the face of the leader who demands firmly...*
"WHO!?"
*the man has only enough strength to utter two words before giving into the embrace of death, but they were two words the leader had heard many times before, and it was enough. The words were...*
"Flaming....chainsaw."
What about an electrical chainsaw, that zaps your enemy and paralyzes it, so you can close in and finish the job? Now that would be.. *mindblown*
Wonder if the blue ones might be proton swords.