The funniest comment you've heard : V - Skyrim

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:17 pm

"Destruction magic's okay, just don't burn down any buildings." Usually something I'd ignore but there was a skeleton of a dragon I'd just killed behind the guard saying this.

» Tue May 15, 2012 2:48 pm

"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."

The sheer disbelief in the guards' voices is hilarious.

This one. Heard it right after the quest for them. Laughed my [censored] off at it. He just sounds so shocked by the existence of these mystical curved swords

» Tue May 15, 2012 6:44 am

this 1 made me chuckle as wel: "Let's make sure i'm not forgetting anything. Clothes? Check. Beard? Check! Luggage? *summons a slave*" lol

edit: another quote, i think that lunatic who said the above wrote this book lol http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/5329/tesv2011111710051683.jpg

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:15 pm

I had 2 glas swords equipped i walked around Windhelm and a guard said :" Pfffiiieeeww (Whistle sound) , that's a nice sword who did you need to kill to get that ?"

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:02 pm

Best thing i heard was from a whitegun gaurd. "Oh, your the new companion right? So what do you do,bring the mead?

Also i ran into a khajit called ... the liar. He kept telling lies, he had a whole library full of it it seemed. Pretty funny

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:50 pm

In Whiterun after becoming a Werewolf, a guard tells me to "Muzzle that dog you got in Jorrvaskr, it's causing a racket"

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:53 pm

"Destruction magic's okay, just don't burn down any buildings." Usually something I'd ignore but there was a skeleton of a dragon I'd just killed behind the guard saying this.

I heard that one in Morthal. Right after I started investigating the burned building in town. I thought he was accusing me.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 pm

Talk to Adrianne Avenicci, the blacksmith in Whiterun: "I help my father in more ways than people realize."

I don't want to know how you 'help your father' in 'more ways' than I realize, Adrianne. Hearing it gave me aids.

» Tue May 15, 2012 7:52 am

Your breath smells terrible, what have you been eating?

My answer? Soylent Green my lad!

» Tue May 15, 2012 11:45 am

Love the one that one of the companions says when you open it up for trade. Something to the effect of
"can I keep what you give me... Nawww, just kidding'

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:50 am

Read in arnold schwarzenegger voice ."I'm not a man i'm a weapon in human form. Just unseathe me and point me at the enemy."

In whiterun jarl court by nord warrior.

I'm not very far into the game, but this is my favorite so far.

» Tue May 15, 2012 8:24 am

http://i.imgur.com/RPfv4.jpg

Not so much a comment I've heard, but I found this hilarious to find when I was wondering along the ice.

» Tue May 15, 2012 10:36 am

"I hear Ulfric Stormcloak MURDERED the high king. SHOUTED him to death with his voice!"

I say that all the time out loud lol.

» Tue May 15, 2012 5:32 am

After a dragon attack in the city of Solitude one guard said "My cousin get to fight dragons all day, and what do i get? Guard duty!"

» Tue May 15, 2012 4:03 pm

I went into my house in Whiterun, when suddenly Adrianne Avennici walks through the door and says "I don't claim to be the best smith in Whiterun. Eorlund Grey-Mane holds that honour. All I ask is a fair chance." Really? You walked straight into my house at night to tell me that? I'll keep that in mind.

» Tue May 15, 2012 11:35 am

In Whiterun after becoming a Werewolf, a guard tells me to "Muzzle that dog you got in Jorrvaskr, it's causing a racket"

I got an comment of having fur coming out my ears after becoming werewolf, pretty funny to say to an Khajiit.

» Tue May 15, 2012 9:04 am

I accidentally sold my clothes without realizing it in riverwood and Embry said "It might just be that I'm drunk but I think you're naked...might be both."