The funniest comment you've heard

Post » Tue May 15, 2012 2:59 pm

Just walking around close by NPCs, what do they say and the one caught you off guard, and you thought it was funny ?

I walked by this guard in Riften and I heard behind me "Maybe I'm a dragonborne too, I just don't know about it..."

Another somebody in a pub said something while I was having a conversation with another character - it sounded even funnier, because the NPC I was talking to was praising me, while this guy goes "get away from me you scumbag Imperial.." :lol:
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Patrick Gordon
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:57 am

I walked past a guard and he said, "Psst, hey! I know who you are. Hail Sithis."
That made me smile.
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Flesh Tunnel
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 11:15 am

snip, was right in the OP
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Queen Bitch
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 am

Was walking around with the mace of Molag Bal equipped, but not drawn, and a guard said "Get that mace away from me!" like he was about to crap his pants.
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stevie critchley
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 2:40 pm

I had a Barmaid tell me i was handsome. She was a Hot peice of tall meat
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Rob
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 2:23 pm

I was officially called a "milk drinker" today in a derogatory remark by a band of Silverbloods, I was about to take their side but they were asking for it.
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GPMG
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:16 am

I went to riverwood and was standing next to the blacksmith and accidently sold him my cloths, when I left trade he siad "umm could you put something on your making unuseasonly hot." pretty gay but still funny
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Yvonne
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 11:51 am

"let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" it gets funnier the more i hear it xD
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Emerald Dreams
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 11:20 am

I was just just using my clear skies shout, to see if would stop the rain and bring out the sun, ill be damned it did! And just after i got done playing god, a guard walked up and said he would throw me in jail if i didnt stop all the shouting. He said i was scaring the general public and even though there was no law against shouting he would do it anyway. Lmao
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Sophie Morrell
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:50 am

I got overburdened and dumped some stuff. The Dunmer pilgrim to Azura's shrine was nearby and told me to pick up my litter.
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Casey
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:24 am

I was just about to smash some Nordic barbarian woman to Sovngard when she cries out "Death is overrated!" I laughed loudly.
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Ebony Lawson
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 9:15 am

A guard at Ivarstead "Wait, Maybe I'm dragonborn without I know it"
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priscillaaa
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:08 pm

No, I do not go to the cloud district.

No, you are not a Dragonborn.

No, I still have my sweetroll.

No, I will not put my clothes on, for I am a sixy [censored].

And no, little child. I don't give a damn if you like your meat rare. I am not your servant.
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Daramis McGee
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 5:47 am

" Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll "
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Kevan Olson
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:04 pm

"Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords."

The sheer disbelief in the guards' voices is hilarious.
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Klaire
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 3:22 pm

Every once in awhile when I pass a guard he'll say "Hail Conjurer! Conjure me up a warm bed would ya!"

Makes me snicker every time....
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:42 pm

Just walking around close by NPCs, what do they say and the one caught you off guard, and you thought it was funny ?

I walked by this guard in Riften and I heard behind me "Maybe I'm a dragonborne too, I just don't know about it..."



I'd have to say that that's probably the statement that's thrown me the most off-guard. After that, I simply had to use an Unrelenting Force shout to test the speaker. Unfortunately for him, he failed.

...I don't think he appreciated me very much after that.
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Tyrone Haywood
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 10:16 am

Lmao i heard the Dragonborne one too. I laughed my ars off bahaha.
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kristy dunn
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 1:20 pm

I was in the grounds of the College of Winterhold and I used a shout, just because the woman who was showing me around didn't seem to believe I was dragonborn. She simply turned to me and said 'Why shout when we can talk?'.
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Anna Kyselova
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 11:48 am

Was an orc and wearing full orc armor " Oh! orcish armor, durable and ugly, just like their makers" The guard died promptly however i had to reload because i'm not playing an outlaw.
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Averielle Garcia
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 8:09 pm

I dropped some junk in a guy's house and he wasn't happy. He said something like "Ah, come on. Don't drop your trash in here!" Was pretty hilarious.

Nothing tops the guy in Morrowind who signs you in the book when you start the game..."SOON YOU'LL BE REDUCED TO DUST!" Always makes me laugh.
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Jonathan Windmon
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 10:33 am

Random child: "I could take you, you don't look so tough."

I wanted to one-hit kill him ...
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Wanda Maximoff
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 7:37 am

Walk outside into the Winterhold Academy. Frost Dragon lands on my my tight Dunmer package. Says "HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLAAAA."

Made me laugh. No hello, no phone call warning me its coming. Just straight to the dirty deed.
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priscillaaa
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 6:41 am

Read in arnold schwarzenegger voice ."I'm not a man i'm a weapon in human form. Just unseathe me and point me at the enemy."

In whiterun jarl court by nord warrior.
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MISS KEEP UR
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 11:08 am

"let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?" it gets funnier the more i hear it xD

haha that one got me too.

Another one is 'you're the new companion huh..so what, fetch the mead?' i put my sword through that guys head
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