Taking care of someone elses dog and being told it's housebroken only to find out it likes to use the restroom in the house.

People telling me about MY life. What i should and shouldn't do, what i NEED to do. This and people who anolyse other people's lives, just [censored] off and let me do my life thank you.

Sorry, had to deal with this situation before.

Not being allowed to answer threads like this truthfully.

Knowing there are lots of things that annoys me, but for some reason can't think of any when a thread asks me to list them.

Or unscented wipes. They work wonders.

What do you expect us to do, then? Carry ashtrays around with us at all times and walk out of our way so you don't have to suffer through a few seconds of smoke?

Children irritate me to, especially when the parents do nothing to shut them up....

.... Can't comment on the second thing, I am the moron 2 houses down that irritates people with my music

+100

Yep

Buy a decent set of headphones and stop pissing your neighbours off then.

But I'm sure they like it really, they bang on the wall in time to the music

You don't need an ashtray to throw the buds in a garbage can rather than on the ground. And yes, you should seek zones where the likelihood of someone walking past are low. People should not have to go around you to go on their daily path without walking through cigarette smoke, you need to move away from their path.

The reason is because them walking past you does not aggravate your body in any manner and they can't be expected to have to make compromises for those that would intentionally harm the area they normally go through. People keep saying "smoke goes where it wants to, it's not my problem" but it's very much the same as if someone had a bucket of feces and decided to throw them around himself on the street in random ways. "The feces just go around randomly, not my problem if they hit someone". If you wanna spread crap around do it someplace where it won't get on anyone, as cool as it may seem to you others do not share the sentiment.

Probably with their forehead, until they manage to knock themselves out.

If the smoky stench of you doesn't do it first.

I can see where you're coming from with the throwing it on the ground thing, but honestly, you expect us to seek out a garbage can and hold a smoked cigarette the entire time? No thanks.
You should really think for a couple moments about what you're asking. It takes a few seconds to walk through smoke, whereas to find an area that would not affect passersby could take minutes there and back. Though it seems this is an entitlement issue, and there's no arguing that.

...Feces? What a hilariously hyperbolic anology.

Arguing semantics. I can't resist doing it, I hate it, and I hate the other party for tempting me to keep going.

Also, no offense to any of the ones here, but I run into some pretty obnoxious bronies on other sites. Can't stand 'em. Likewise, the "Homestucks" are driving me insane.

And ditto on the babies crying. There's currently a toddler in the household and I wake up to screaming every single morning.

Well said sir, completely true.

I get annoyed when people say, "I seen it" .

I'll admit it's a bad one. But the crux of the matter is you're making the conscious decision of "I'm going to make this are uncomfortable for others", perhaps one of the reason I'm having a hard time finding a good anology is that there are very few cases aside from smokers where people decide to make an area worse for others.

when people talk too much, im usually a quiet person and i like other quiet people.

stupidity, not simply being ignorant of a subject but being an idiot and attempting to make yourself seem educated about said subject.

people who give up too much, these people are less than dirt imo.

last but not least, when something im reading/watching/ect. just stops with a bad (or worse, no) ending (i could not stand the spot To Kill a Mocking Bird ends at, it could have stoped just a few sentances shorter and it would have been decent but i hate hate hate hate that ending because it seems like it was meant to go on imo)

Kind of like that sentence.

Why should someone trying to enter a building have to suffer through any seconds of cigarette smoke on your behalf? I have an addiction to air horns, can I blast one in your ear and everyone else that walks by into a building? What do you expect me to do? Surely you can suffer through a few seconds of debilitating sound that can damage your ear drum, or should I like walk out of the way and stuff?

Anyhow, there's way too many little things that annoy me to list but rather than outright get annoyed I either talk [censored], make fun of the person annoying me, or just ignore it for something more worth my time.

Yes First World Problems is very appropriate for this thread. See below lol.

When someone talks during a video game or movie and there is dialogue going on. Seriously, notice the situation, shut the hell up for 10 seconds then say your piece.

Someone who asks you to stop playing a video game and expects an immediate reaction. Give me like 5 minutes. Let me sum up what I am doing so I don't just plop into the middle of a fat ball of monster/alien mucus hitting me in the face, or let me finish the quest or match or whatever, thank you. I don't mind if they ask but when they get pissed about the time it takes me to get off when it has not even been 5 minutes yet it gets annoying.

Doing something that is nice but does not require a heap load of effort in public like holding a door open for someone and they just waltz on right by without a glance, thank you or simple acknowledgement of simple human kindness.

People who complain about stuff and then say they understand Irony...

If a little bit of smoke is akin to an air horn being blown into your ear then you have an abnormal reaction to smoke and should see a doctor.
You sound like a pleasant person.

Actually I've seen a doctor countless times for persistent bronchitis caused by second hand smoke from cigarettes, thank you for reminding me.

Now what am I supposed to see a doctor about again? Your inability to understand an anology of harmful things and the lack of consideration of others? In that case, call the doc. Whatever harm one wants to do to their own lungs, have at it, I thoroughly see no harm in that to me, however, second hand smoke (or in your convenient minimization, "little bit of smoke") is damaging the lungs of others too. If one doesn't have the consideration to curb their addiction that directly harms others, away from others (as the person you responded to pointed out, in the entrance way to a public building), the horn anology works perfectly.

Then you have an abnormal reaction to smoke. I'm not going to assume everyone who walks by me is like you, I'm going to assume they're regular, healthy individuals. If you expect otherwise you need to come down off your horse.

"An abnormal reaction to smoke"?
He's having an abnormal reaction to a type of smoke that is publicly known to cause cancer?

Yes, if it makes him feel as if an air horn is being blown into his ear.