the night before skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Wed May 09, 2012 10:50 am

Just think for those who are on the West Coast, this time tomorrow you will have roughly 1 hour until release.

» Tue May 08, 2012 10:32 pm

Bravo! Bravo!

» Wed May 09, 2012 3:39 am

I came here to laugh at you but I can't.... It is really good.

» Wed May 09, 2012 4:25 am

heh, I came here to mock you and whatever you had to say but that's actually quite good. ^_^

» Wed May 09, 2012 6:41 am

Pretty sure OP did not write this...

Wish we know who did to thank them for it.

» Wed May 09, 2012 7:15 am

pretty goood

» Wed May 09, 2012 6:31 am

That was great.

Agreed

» Wed May 09, 2012 8:52 am

Beautiful poem. I read it aloud to my girlfriend, in passionate tones. She reacted with complete envy, as was expected.

» Wed May 09, 2012 7:54 am

heh, I came here to mock you and whatever you had to say but that's actually quite good. ^_^

Honesty is a virtue.. usually.

Good stuff, OP! :thumbsup:

» Wed May 09, 2012 8:13 am

roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to play Skyrim
The end.

» Tue May 08, 2012 10:28 pm

Hahaha! This is too awesome! Great job, sir!

» Tue May 08, 2012 10:20 pm

There once was a man from the forum
who posted that poems just bore 'em
although he did have a point
all the creeps in that joint
decided that they'd rather ignore ' im

lol

» Tue May 08, 2012 10:10 pm

So if the OP didnt write this as some have stated, please show proof of his fail.....otherwise, good damn job. I enjoyed that.

» Tue May 08, 2012 7:08 pm

Nice. Good job.

» Wed May 09, 2012 9:28 am

You sir win the internets for today.

Quite an honor with Skyrim being released so soon!

» Tue May 08, 2012 11:35 pm

There once was a man from the forum
who posted that poems just bore 'em
although he did have a point
all the creeps in that joint
decided that they'd rather ignore ' im

Halthor, a user
my meanderings infrequent
yet he goes on

» Wed May 09, 2012 9:38 am

That was pretty sweet. Thanks for sharing.

I find it funny to see that there were several folks so eager to bash your poem before they eve read it. Yay forums.

» Tue May 08, 2012 9:24 pm

well done lad..well done

» Tue May 08, 2012 6:55 pm

lmao...that was great! :goodjob:

» Wed May 09, 2012 4:42 am

So if the OP didnt write this as some have stated, please show proof of his fail.....otherwise, good damn job. I enjoyed that.

All i could find when i typed "twas the night before skyrim" in google was something from the gamefaqs forum that said "All through the house" instead of mine that said "all through the night". i couldnt fine the particular one since there is like a million posts. If anyone can fine the particular post that would be helpful to clear things up.

» Wed May 09, 2012 10:40 am

That'll do, that'll do.... :cookie:

» Wed May 09, 2012 12:36 am

Lots of fun!

» Wed May 09, 2012 4:54 am

Well done.
Looks like the one on gamefaqs is completely different. Like your ending better!

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:YpgirNJoErMJ:www.gamefaqs.com/boards/615803-the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim/60916634+twas+the+night+before+skyrim&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

I don't get the game until December and have stayed away from more than a few trailers and some PC gamer coverage to not spoil it but couldn't resist making sure my forum info was current! It's been a long time since Oblivion!

» Tue May 08, 2012 8:35 pm

That was epic.. the last two lines were by far the best and actually had me laughing

btw... it says at one point "his presents spelled fear" i think you mean "his PRESENCE spelled fear".. still freakin awesome though ;D

oh this thing is no doubt full of spelling and grammar errors. i didn't really proof read it. Presents works too though haha.

» Wed May 09, 2012 7:21 am

Not too shabby sir