Getting laid with some of the really nice oriental chicks here

I'll ask my girlfriend if we can do that. I think it's going to be an emphatic "no," though.

Seriously, Ocean Park is the popular choice and almost always worthwhile. Many foreigners praised our airport, so you might enjoy just messing around in there before leaving the gate (tourist price of course). MongKok, Central, Wanchai, Causeway Bay after 7pm friday to and before 10pm Sunday always have the maddening nightlife every week. For food Temple street (tourist price). In Mongkok we have this crazy amount of food to choose from, they used to be hawkers in the streets but the government reorganized them to stick them back into real shops.
Thank you! That's good info. Nightlife would be good. I'd rather not just do what typical tourists would do. I've done quite a bit of traveling, so I'd like to see a bit of what the locals are into and one or two "touristy" things that are really unique to the area. I find that the places that are really geared toward tourism tend to be very similar in every place I visit, so I wouldn't mind avoiding those.
Yeah like this
http://hkchatchat.mysinablog.com/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=649381
No. I can be adventurous, but I don't do eyes, brains, or digestive tracts.
Or genitals.