If i slept for a 1000 years i would be well over my "daddy issues"

lol

Shes forever at the point in her life...unlife where shes crazy about her first love...which just so happens to be the dragonborn, I mean she keeps flirting and tempting you into becoming a Vampire so you can spend eternity together..

Flirting? All i hear is her constantly lording over you that you know nothing and she is ancient and powerful.

Oh..you weren't nice to her?

When I take her into caves that have nice scenery..waterfalls and such, she says "Its beautiful, I'm happy you are here with me." and when I give her items she makes random comments about making me a vampire if you are a unafflicted race like my character was after I cured Harkon's nasty gift just to accept her gift.
=P

I tried being nice but the 1st damn time i heard "Lets go indoors or in a cave...the sun is just ugggh" FOLLOWED by "Lets go outside...just anywhere but in this cave" i declared her a b!tch who needs to shut it. Why can i not rip her damn tongue out? OR at least NOT be forced to bring her along on all these missions she is NOT required for like the damn Moth Glade thing

If you are nice to her a lot she starts flirting and tempting you to accept her gift of vampirism..but yeah she does whine a lot but I just fire arrows into the sun and block it for a day, so she stops whining, very good companion if you do that...highest sneak skill of any companion and very good with magic.

Whenever i block the sun she says that the sun is better than "Whatever this is". She is NOT a vampire, she is an Emo teenager

Supposedly you can turn your wife into a Vampire from a quest you get from one of the Vampire NPCs...I think if you do it to Lydia she will look like Serana a bit.

That is a good option I suppose for people who like how she looks but don't like how she whines..though I admit Serana has a way better voice than Lydia.

Well both my Vamps are stuck with a Vingalmo bug so i cant get that quest

That svcks, I had a repeat radiant quest from him to turn the Winterhold inns barkeep's wife into a Vampire...after I already turned her into a Vampire, I couldn't do anything so I reloaded.

She is very grateful to you for turning her.

I've learned to save before and after completing radiant quests.

Doesnt matter, once you get the "Vingalmo has a quest but he doesnt actually" bug you cant get around it

Meh, it keeps it off my quest list if I reload so it does somewhat matter. =P

I already have all four artifacts I think so all I'm getting now are blood potions though I heard you can keep getting quests to get ancient vampire body parts to make that Goblet of the ancients effect last for days and days.

whenever i reload it just ends up being the next quest anyways so...

From what I hear the glitches happen AFTER you get the 4 artifacts and 1 upgrade to the goblet of the ancients...so its kinda pointless to do the other radiant quests unless you want an infinite amount of blood potions and possibly more goblet upgrades.

Well on my Dunmer it is after the 4, but my breton gets it after 2

You should definately try the pen and paper game "Bloodsvcker: The Angst".

Why would i do Pen and Paper games when we evolved to Virtual Reality forever ago? We even have P&P Video games

Serana is the new Aela the Huntress.

Serana is the new NPC you can marry that also calls you brother?

I didn't know that.

I was hoping ( although I knew it wouldn't happen) that there would be a werewolf vs vampire lord type fight like in Van helsing.

Random NPCs (usually named Farmer) turn into werewolves in the wilderness when approached so you can turn into the Vampire lord form and fight them that way.

Well firstly im a werewolf ( i like sun too much), and second i meant like with some cool finishing move, in van helsing he rips Draculas wing and then bights his neck causing a particular grisly death and maybe something like that if the opposite occurs.

Every idea is from an idea.

Volkihar might of took the name of the original as you said. Though they are the strongest in Skyrim, but not in Tamriel. And there may be other pureblooded vampires out there besides the Volkihar. The Grey Prince inherited part of the Dark GIft by his father from birth, who was a Cyrodiilic Vampire. Perhaps they too can be full blown purebloods too, though he was a hybrid.

People's personality doesn't change with just age, it changes with personal experiences. Serana might as well been 18 and put into that monolith. By all means, for her it felt like a day had passed. She is the same because she never really went out there and matured enough. Time went by and she remained the same.
Not when it would feel like a single day.

I didn't know that! I'm reading it at the moment, really oughta put a spoiler box around that, hehe. I'm looking forward to that part now.