Nobody in my family never really did grow facial hair too well...
FUN FACT: in medeival Russia, the length of your beard was symbolic of your wisdom, age, and rank in society. Eventually, one of the kings, I believe it was Ivan the Great, saw that they were behind in times and europe was shaving. The kind then made it mandatory to shave. Nobody enforced the law, but then when he went out for a ride, he saw everyoe had long beards and he ran up to the first person he found, garbbed him by the beard and cut it oof with his sword. near EVERYBODY has shaved there ever since.
No Ivan was a great guy, he liked beards. It was Peter the Great who ordered that all Russian men should shave their beards, as part of his enforced cultural revolution to make Russia more European. Made no sense at all, if I lived in a place as cold as winter-time Moscow I'd sure as hell grow a massive beard.
edit: looked it up just now as I had forgotten the details, but the bastard actually enforced a beard-tax for nobles who refused to shave.
