» Thu Jan 06, 2011 10:44 am
Ok, I seriously went and registered 30 seconds ago just to reply to this thread. Why on earth does everyone want a dlc that takes you to yet another city in the U.S. Here's my idea, it's always been a joke about digging a hole to China, right. So your hero is walking along and he finds this circus tent out in the middle of nowhere. He steps inside and finds this massive hole in the ground with a track and rocket car pointing straight down. It turns out that during the war against China, a group of crazies thought that they could dig a hole through the center of the earth into China as a way to supprise attack them. Well, it turns out that these crazies weren't so crazy after all because once they had made their way to the core the U.S. Military decided this was actually kind of a good idea and decided to fund the project. You later discover that the rocket car, that makes the journey through the center of the earth take a day or two instead of weeks, was a way of transporting troops right to the center Shanghai. The journey for this dlc can't be just a black screen, then poof! you're there. along the way the rocket car runs out of the centuries old fuel was left in it, right in the center of the earths core. The military's way of getting through the core was to build the tunnel out of diamond which they had a ridiculous amount of, just laying around. So you can actualy see the center of the earth. anyways, you find some fuel then get back on your way through this tunnel. Finally, a day and a half later, you make it to Shanghai which of coarse is also in complete and utter ruin and almost seems deserted until you find the top quarter of the Shanghai World Financial Centre (cause the rest of the builing has collapsed) and inside, taking refuge, is a group of Chinese people who you think are the only people left, but you come to find out that you are sadly mistaken...... and Bethesda takes over from there.
Now wouldn't that be a much cooler dlc? Am I the only one who's wonder whats been going on in China all this time? Anyways, I just came up with that off the top of my head and I thought I'd interject and get everyone off of this stupid "intelligent ferret" idea. No offence.