... I did find out one chicks porm name after getting bored on akinator and using it to find a pormstar I would find more attractive.

*awkward silence*

I STILL OFFER FREE HUGS

okay enough of that, no one should take me seriously. i'm full of [censored]. that makes me not care about petty things though, and that's good? i don't have a lot of those every-day worries most people seem to have.

Oh, I'm also a really good kisser and hugger!

(No kisses for you, zardoz, sorry.)

You could always cancel.

Helpfully, as ever.

not much..

Oh, thanks


Honesty is good.

Yay!

Well I'm pretty open minded for the most part, I'm loyal to those I consider friend, decently attractive and in good shape (which is kinda wasted). And I have a desire for information, in particular of things pertaining to the 3 P's for me; those three being Psychology, Philosophy, and Physics. I also avoid mind altering substances as a personal code and would like to see humanity advance both technologically and culturally. Kinda all really.

I haven't had to kill anyone in over three years!

It's also the longest period without having to resort to deadly violence in over a quarter century!!

Aside from roughing up a few coke-heads earlier this year..

But they both lived!!!

Seriously, it took self restraint.


I enjoy being the goof ball.. I think I may have missed a calling somewhere doing stand up.., killing 'em on stage as it were, instead of just killing 'em.

oh well, I consider this my stage, and you all my hapless victims.. err, I mean benign, just and extremely sixy audience

It could very well be that I'm a crappy liar..., my son seems to think so.





I've learned to love life, and myself again..

Thats awesome. Reminds me a few years ago a [censored] picked a fight with my grandfather at a bus stop for some reason. My grandfather used to do a good bit of boxing.

I wasnt there, but damn I wish I was. I like it when people get taken down a peg.

I've been told that I'm very intelligent and have a dry sense of humour. I really enjoy intelligent discussions as long as they refrain from consuming my life and I completely fail to see the point of laugh tracks or live audiences in sitcoms.

I'm also the rarity of being a completely laid back person in British Columbia who doesn't smoke pot.

My Guinea Pigs have excellent happy piggy lives and love me for the care I give the little bastards. I figure someone who cares even a little about the wellbeing of another creature cant be all evil, right?!

Thanks ratslayer

I'd better elaborate before I'm banned for condoning violence.. in this neck of the world bar brawls are considered a floor show.

But when dealing with cokeheads who're.., well cokeheads, things can get dicey fast.

I've seen numbskulls high on charlie go through a solid plate-glass window, only then to brush themselves off before getting back in it again. Something about coke that puts the whole "I-ought-to-fall-unconscious-about-now" brain functionality on hold.

Scary as hell to experience.

With every elbow jab, -kick, -punch, -headbutt or whatever you keep thinking "okay, that should do it." and then they stand up again, like in a bad zombie movie. So you punch them again -harder, hoping on the one hand you're ending it, and on the other hand you're hoping to God you're not actually killing the guy by accident. Which does nothing for your A-game since now you're all preoccupied with what might happen to them (or you), and ends up prolonging the whole damn ordeal.

It was also the first time in a long time I had to put up my dukes, so there was the whole puckering up, brown note moment for me as well..

I see what you did there

I have nice hair
I think I am respectful of the environment especially, but also of the elderly
I think I work very hard

I have enormous self-restraint when it comes to alcohol. Unlike many of my peers, I am a testament to sobriety and evidence that you don't need to drink to have a good time.

SO YOU ADMIT THAT IT'S A DATE! AHA! >

I am creative, i have nice hair :3

You're also Irish, which means you lie though your teeth.

Only when he's drunk, so he must be telling the truth, surely...

Ninj'd at the same second i posted it ms. vometia here had to post XD

XXXEDGEXXX

The only way to live man, the only way.

I can swim.


That's about it.

I imagine it's hard when you're half horse...

I can float. If I flail about enough I think it's sometimes mistaken for swimming. I somehow got my 100 metres badge when I was at school but I doubt anybody will believe me because I lost it again.