What in the Oblivion is this Imperial solider doing to the d : V

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:47 pm

http://i1096.photobucket.com/albums/g322/Raidensama/Skyrim/TESV2012-05-2401-26-44-19.jpg

They seem to take their jobs very seriously.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:02 am

welcome to the imperial legion, soldier

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:23 pm

Can't stop laughing :'D

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:45 pm

Maybe the elk is in labor and the soldier's trying to help?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:27 pm

Lol thank you that made my day.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:00 pm

Lets just say Imperials were based off of a real life society that was infamous for.... Being creative.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:34 pm

haha, wonder what ulfric's boy did if he is in bindings

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:14 pm

haha, wonder what ulfric's boy did if he is in bindings

What you mean is, what do they do to all those Stormcloak prisoners in bindings?!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 4:55 pm

What you mean is, what do they do to all those Stormcloak prisoners in bindings?!

I guess they... send them to a prison? That is generally where prisoners go.

Now what happens in those prisons is a whole 'nother story.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:50 pm

Hold on boys, I think I feel something!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:53 pm

Lol thank you that made my day.

The divines smiles on you

haha, wonder what ulfric's boy did if he is in bindings

I don't know but he had a concern look to his face. I was obligated to rescue him before these sick perverts start getting any ideas on him.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:19 pm

I take the OP never read or studied in school some Latin erotic sonnets

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:45 am

The poor Imperial was trying to get the taste of the food He purchased from the Caravans out of his mouth.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:14 pm

If we assume that the Imperials aren't perverts, I'd just like to point out that the Romans did use animal intestine for fortune-telling and, IIRC, weather forecasting. So maybe the soldier just wanted to know about the outcome of the war. Or if it's going to be sunny tomorrow.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:39 am

I guess they... send them to a prison? That is generally where prisoners go.

Now what happens in those prisons is a whole 'nother story.

Whatever you do, don't pick up the soap!

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:38 pm

Full body cavity search, pre x-ray days. " Wheres the new guy?".

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 1:04 am

Somewhat related, quite a while ago i came across this http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988732882/screenshot/648746999437896979?tab=public

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:17 am

The imperials desire a whiff of an exotic animal's posterior.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:08 pm

Hold on boys, I think I feel something!

Do you think he finally found those keys that he lost for the Fort?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:04 pm

Whatever you do, don't pick up the soap!

Or wand up meeting this guy behind bars http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xn90GqBxbU

Somewhat related, quite a while ago i came across this http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988732882/screenshot/648746999437896979?tab=public

I've killed a couple of hunters for attempting to kill the bunny. I kind of have a soft spot for bunnies and so I'll protect them with my life.

Do you think he finally found those keys that he lost for the Fort?

:biggrin:

Maybe hes trying to find Ulfric Stormcloak?

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:13 pm

Funny.

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 2:56 am

Maybe hes trying to find Ulfric Stormcloak?

He probably overheard Tullius muttering something about "Ulfric" and "a horse's ass" and just got confused. :tongue:

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:03 am

Maybe he's an Amish mechanic?

» Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:53 am

Maybe he's just a scumbag.

» Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:21 pm

Wow.

I'd just like to point out that the Romans did use animal intestine for...IIRC, weather forecasting. So maybe the soldier just wanted to know...if it's going to be sunny tomorrow.

Not if he 'reaches' much further. :confused: