gnr, did you change your profile pic to avoid any confusion with the eponymous yet fictitious radio station?

"I'm racist."

Yes. And plus I'm over Aliens.

I said the word "five" when I was hanging out with my friends. What I thought I said was "I have to be home at 5pm." But we were all glassy eyed so we all laughed our asses off.

We've all been there, but when I'm 'glassy eyed' I get all abstract now. I was wondering aloud (to the mild interest of my peers) as to how modern films would be interesting if narrated entirely by instrumental music, like they did in the old days. I thought it might be interesting, with all the new genres and films that would never have been produced back then, but now I'm sharp minded and miserable again it seems like a crap idea.

Actually it sounds like a good idea. You could do it if you have something like divx and garage band or something like that. Idk.

Do it next time you're in 'mood'.

"Rob Liefeld is a beautiful artist."

I'm just kidding. I'd never say something so atrocious.

"Of course I can use a welding torch! What could possibly go wrong?"

Probably not the most stupid thing I've said, but it's the first that comes to my mind.

When I was a kid me and my parents were at a western theme park, and then there was this train robbery there. One of the bandits then stand in front of me and say "put your hands up!" and I respond with "I don't have any!", all while my father videotaped the whole scene with the camera and something my parents always enjoy to show when I bring a new girlfriend over to their place or whatever

In my defense, he did use a slang word for hands, so he didn't say hands but mitts (labbarna), so I didn't know what he meant

A slight variation, the [censored]tiest thing I've done to someone:

There was a kid (P) and P claimed to like everything we liked. His constant parroting of our taste really got on our collective [censored], especially as he tried to determine who was the coolest and tried to svck up to them. So, in subtle fashion, we all pretended to like gary glitter, slipping in the odd song on our ipods. By the end of the week he had bought the entire glitter discography and a tee that said supported freeing gary glitter.

I masterminded the whole thing and I thought it was hilarious at the time, but he was heartbroken when I told him and it's been a big lesson in sensitivity for me. That was pretty sociopathic of me I think.

That was mean. He probably only wanted to be in your gang.

I don't care, this is genius!

I'm young, but I think I have lost count of all the stupid things I've said.

I think the biggest stupidity was when I phrased something badly and made it sound like having divorced parents felt exactly like having a dead parent.
Of course, a girl in my class had lost her father to cancer a couple of months before, and she sat right beside me.

I've learned two things. One, think over what I say and phrase it nicely, two, make sure the person I'm talking about isn't in my direct proximity.

I once tried a similar thing getting an annoying fat kid in my music class into Micheal Bolton.

He never believed it was all a dupe and probably still listens to Mike to this day.

Reminds me of a bad thing to say at a funeral
'It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.'
Or getting this advice 'Just say you're sorry and move on.'
And saying 'I'm sorry for your loss. Move on.'

Who in their right mind would say / do that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcueVDW2Mo

this.

Well an actor most certainly would say and do that, in their right mind.

I four years ago went a wholy place called Mecca. It is 4 AM and my friends woke me up. They said"hey wake up. it is time to say morning prayers"
I said " so what?" they said"So what? wake and say your prayers." I said" Other people are saying prayers now. there is no need for me to do that. leave me be"
In the morning I felt so stupid for that.

"What do you mean we can't have six? You're just on your period."
Also, asking any girl if she's pregnant. If she is? The "OMG CREEPY WIREDO" vibe kicks in and she just won't have anything to say to you. Also, who cares?
If she's not? Then you're REALLY in trouble.

I got nothing.
Yoooooooo!
How's that?

And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

"Final Fantasy XIII seems like a reasonable use of my time and money..."

At a party in '98:

Friend: "I heard Brad Pitt was bi-sixual."

Me: "Everybody is bi-sixual now-a-days."


Needless to say, it was taken out of context, but a lot of jokes were made there after.

*footnote - not b/c the we didn't like gay ppl or whatever, but b/c what I said sounded stupid.