Always get a laugh out of the misanthropic geniuses of this forum. .. We are not worthy

As for myself, I'm a bit arrogant due to my talents. Also not the sharpest tool in the shed, which make my arrogance seem pointless. Although I certainly don't see myself as better than anyone else. Far behind actually for the most part.

and also not possible, but that doesn't mean you should embrace your negative traits and accept them

there's nothing wrong here, I just hate people in general

as for physical defects, I'd need a roll of toilet paper to list'em all

not if you
a. experiment, or
b. appreciate the good things in life

just remember when you hate people/human nature (me too sometimes) that nearly everything you have was made by another person, your house, bed, plumming, video games, tv, fridge, clothes....

as much as i hate the thought, without eachother we are nothing. even the pony people are important.

I always wondered what purpose a Community Discussion forum would serve for misanthropes. It's like subjecting yourself to torture just to say torture svcks.

Be quite pony!

I have rather poor eyesight (no depth perception) which is quite frustrating at times. Also, I have a naturally very slender build. I'd love to be broader in the chest like my brothers, with my height that'd look great. But that is unlikely to happen no matter how much I work out, unless I would start using steroids or something.

I'm sure this is just a coincidence, but have you noticed that the number of misanthropes in the world has significantly increased every time a new Twilight film is produced?

you have a point though,,,,WTF am i doing here! im only a part time misanthropist! i love life its great. sure there are so many [censored] up things going on and i dont always get my own way, but it can always be worse. will all you [censored]s just play deus ex! i promise you awesomeness and fun. and i am king, i am always right.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What's wrong? What's wrong?

I think the question is what's right!

I'm selfish, I'm a pathological quitter, I'm a liar and a coward, I gain happiness only though the absence of interpersonal relationships of any kind, I'm about 100 IQ points dumber when actually trying to apply knoweldge, I'm scrawny in some places and fat in others and terribly out of shape, I'm lazy to the point of sloth, I'm mercurial to the point of being fickle, and I haven't done an honest day's work in my entire life.

Oh well. At least I'm http://www.hongfire.com/cg/data/25/caramelldansen.swf.

They need to start playing this in department stores and on news broadcasts. Maybe everyone would be less grim.

Nothing is, I'm amazing. Seriously.

And I suffer from delusions of grandeur.

I had the volume up high when I clicked that link. Jesus [censored] christ was that terrifying.

I wear headphones and click it every time. My ears bleed once a week because of these forums....

I apparently resemble a 'Tate' character from American Horror Story, who has at-least killed over 30 people. Joy

I feel ye brother. I mean we can't help it right?

I'm so glad I had my volume maxed

OOH OOH OOAAHH!!

DANSA MED OSS KLAPPA ERA H?NDER

brb doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuWMdPk-9rI for the next 6 hours

I'm the same way, I'm not much a practical person at all and I'll be putting it to the test in about 2 weeks when I ship out to alberta to work on the pipelines.

But you're...a mortal.

Just look at you, mortal.

I think my eyes are uneven, but upon further inspection I realized that this is true for most people. It's something I look for immediately when I see someone. In 7th grade these two girls on my bus made fun of me for my eyes being uneven, and I've been super self conscious about it ever since. I've slept in a way so that the eye I perceived to be higher is being pushed against so it weakens the muscle beneath the eye. Right now I only see my right eye as slightly larger than my left with very little asymmetry. I squint my right eye in pictures to accommodate and often poke myself in/touch my eye before I go out so it'll be slightly retracted.
It's hard to explain, mostly because it's too stupid to put into words.

That actually sounds really awesome.

Sorry. :/ Apart from the whole murdering on a whim thing, he's not bad to look at! Maybe you should just die your hair until this whole thing blows over...

You have to explain that sentiment to me.