Username + avatar = self explanitory

Or
During a staff training with some altruistic type folks who were oh so hung up on "helping others" long-winded floofiness, the "introduce yourself to the group" question came to me while half of the group had half-shut eyes and boredom was taking over...
Hi, I'm Bill
I'm from WI
I grew up outdoors
One thing you should know about me? Well, since you might be working with me in confined spaces, sleeping in tents with me, or just downwind...you should know that trail food gives me gas.
Followed by dead silence, then some gut-busting laughter
