» Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:43 pm
One of the daughters of my dad's girlfriend.
1. Whenever we are eating dinner, this horker is reaching for every bit of food she can get her hands on. She practically inhales the food, making the most disgusting noises I have ever heard in my life when it comes to eating. Every time she takes a damn drink, it's like her breathing cut off for a few seconds. Drink... GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP. I wouldn't mind it so much except for the fact that I have to sit next to the horker every single night and have my appetite be destroyed.
2. ONE HOUR LONG SHOWERS. Guess who's room is right next to the shower room? I get to hear her clunk around inside it, BUMP BUMP BUMP, followed by the sound of the bathtub constantly squeeking. Now, I am not sure if I was still half asleep and just hallucinating this or not, but one morning I woke up to a lot of squeeking coming from that bath tub... well, I always do.actually. But this time it was different... this time, there was... MOANING. I must add that this shower uses one of those removable shower heads.
I really like to believe I was just hallucinating that bit.
And finally, living in Hawaii makes you realize how hard it is to find privacy outside the house. Every corner you turn, someone else is walking, or a loud ass car will be driving by. You eventually learn to just live with it, but when you first get here... well, it was so bad for me that I made a thread on this very forum two years ago asking if it was natural for me to feel the amount of anger I was feeling toward all the noise and people.
Doesn't matter though. Since then, I evolved from that loser Jerry Paulson to freaking Vidicus. Traffic starts to get on my nerves these days, I just stare at it and the moon from Majora's Mask takes care of everything for me. Maybe I should summon that moon on the horker. She'd probably just swallow it though.
/rant