Where are the Goblins? : V - Skyrim

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:34 am

The Thalmor took them all.

/thread

This isn't so far-fetched. They need an army, right? And it's common knowledge that they train goblins. If given a chance, theyd probably take the Falmer too.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:53 pm

The Thalmor took them all.

/thread

Look, we cannot confirm or deny this "rumor" at this time. All we know is that there are no goblins in Skyrim, but there are Nords. Is that not good enough?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:30 pm

No ... no .... The origin of the Falmer was explained. They are not Goblins.

He didn't say that the falmer are the goblins; he wrote that they ate them, from the verb "eat". :smile:

Anyway, Skyrim is too cold for the goblins.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:54 pm

Everyone knows the Falmer aren't Goblins. Falmer ATE the Goblins. Though if the saying "You are what you eat," is true, then I guess the Falmer technically are Goblins.

http://www.imperial-library.info/content/tsaesci-creation-myth-and-we-ate-it-become-it

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:34 pm

This isn't so far-fetched. They need an army, right? And it's common knowledge that they train goblins. If given a chance, theyd probably take the Falmer too.

These are obvious lies. The Thalmor would never simply abduct an entire population. Your accusations are as baseless as those who claim that we abduct Talos worshippers.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:14 pm

These are obvious lies. The Thalmor would never simply abduct an entire population. Your accusations are as baseless as those who claim that we abduct Talos worshippers.

Oh before I forget the ten thousand goblin control collars arrive on tuesday.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:14 pm

Oh before I forget the ten thousand goblin control collars arrive on tuesday.

Nothing I say is provably false!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:11 pm

Look, we cannot confirm or deny this "rumor" at this time. All we know is that there are no goblins in Skyrim, but there are Nords. Is that not good enough?

Typical obfuscation from a Justicar. More of your "active measures", no doubt.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:36 pm

These are obvious lies. The Thalmor would never simply abduct an entire population. Your accusations are as baseless as those who claim that we abduct Talos worshippers.

Nothing I say is provably false!

Typical obfuscation from a Justicar. More of your "active measures", no doubt.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:54 pm

These are obvious lies. The Thalmor would never simply abduct an entire population. Your accusations are as baseless as those who claim that we abduct Talos worshippers.

I need to hang around in the Skyrim forums more; I missed your Thalmor justiciar posts :happy:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:26 pm

I need to hang around in the Skyrim forums more; I missed your Thalmor justiciar posts :happy:

They truly are something, aren't they?

Silly Thalmor.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:03 pm

Is there anyway to make goblin wars work on Oblivion for the 360?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:41 pm

Is there anyway to make goblin wars work on Oblivion for the 360?

NO.

That's a negative.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:24 pm

These are obvious lies. The Thalmor would never simply abduct an entire population. Your accusations are as baseless as those who claim that we abduct Talos worshippers.

Why do I always hear your posts in Ondolemar's voice?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:24 pm

Why do I always hear your posts in Ondolemar's voice?

More importantly: why would admit that you hear voices? :bonk:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:20 pm

A better question is, where are the Rieklings?

But the Game Jam had Goblins, so we might see them eventually- everything else seems to be making an appearance.

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:11 am

Pretty much this.
Just like there's no Kangaroos in Scotland, there's no Goblins in Skyrim.

There can be kangaroos in Scotland... we just need to get approval

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:30 pm

There can be kangaroos in Scotland... we just need to get approval

Just keep the snakes out of Ireland.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:42 pm

Just keep the snakes out of Ireland. :tongue:

Well there goes my plans for the summer...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:32 pm

More importantly: why would admit that you hear voices? :bonk:

I don't just hear them, I am them.

Did I ever tell you about the time I demonstrated my Thu'um in my office.......?

» Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:03 am

Did I ever tell you about the time I demonstrated my Thu'um in my office.......?

No.

Please tell me that you didn't use on Regional Manager Torygg? Did HR Director Roggvir let you escape? :lol: