Why did the chicken cross the road?

Post » Sat May 12, 2012 6:43 pm

Has this reached meme spreading level now? It's like the 7th time I've read this in the last week or so.
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Danger Mouse
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:26 pm

I'm pretty sure the chicken just wanted to get to the other side of the road.

A guy in my history class came to that conclusion one period, he was blown away :laugh:
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Tasha Clifford
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 12:31 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

When chickens cross roads, they become road kill.

The other side is heaven.

No mate, you're really over thinking this. The other side really does mean the other side of the road. That is the joke, the answer is so mundane that it makes it funny.

Just like "Where do you find a frog with no legs."

"Where you left it."
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Amelia Pritchard
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 5:14 pm

In my day it was "Why did the pterodactyl cross the road.."

oh well.
Why did it walk instead of fly ? Or back in your day did they not have wings :P
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Vera Maslar
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:30 pm

It's not about "the other side" as in an afterlife. It means exactly what it says. The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side [of the road.] It's such a popular joke because it uses such a common question-set up for a joke, and you expect the punchline to be something clever, but instead you're just given a normal answer. The whole "chicken dies" thing isn't funny.
This is, as far as I know, the real meaning. I recall reading an in-depth article about it once. It's one of the earliest popular American examples of an un-joke.
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Laura-Lee Gerwing
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:02 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIpdYl-98U
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Lucky Boy
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 11:01 pm


For example, we seem to disagree on the merits of stalking Australian teenage choir girls :P.

Hehe, fair enough :P
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Caroline flitcroft
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:18 am

To get away form you. :)
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Mizz.Jayy
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 6:58 am

And it makes sense really. When was the last time you've seen a chicken living to cross the road? I've never.

There was a roundabout near me that had chickens living on it.
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Lisa Robb
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:57 am

Why would the date of creation matter?
Cars didn't exist in the mid nineteenth century, so a chicken would not be run over that easy.
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Kortknee Bell
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:37 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

When chickens cross roads, they become road kill.

The other side is heaven.

Wow...clever, is all I have to say :teehee:
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ezra
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 7:14 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

When chickens cross roads, they become road kill.

The other side is heaven.
Since that side is heaven, are we in hell? And what is the middle of the road purgatory?
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HARDHEAD
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:36 pm

I like my trolls to be funny and require skill. Im suprised this thread is still open.
I'm not your troll [censored] :D
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Sami Blackburn
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 2:04 am

Because I was hungry, I had no money for the shops, I saw the chicken, Harvey was in a pen, I opened the pen, Harvey escaped, Harvey dodged my pitchfork and claymore, Harvey got to the pavement, this is why the chicken crossed the road.

*Harvey is what the chicken is called.
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Unstoppable Judge
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:23 am

Because I was hungry, I had no money for the shops, I saw the chicken, Harvey was in a pen, I opened the pen, Harvey escaped, Harvey dodged my pitchfork and claymore, Harvey got to the pavement, this is why the chicken crossed the road.

*Harvey is what the chicken is called.

The truth is really revealed :teehee:
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Marnesia Steele
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 9:23 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

When chickens cross roads, they become road kill.

The other side is heaven.
You're assuming the chicken doesn't look both ways before crossing. It's not like the chicken will be crossing a busy road anyway.
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Julia Schwalbe
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:49 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET IN MY BELLY!!!!

Dammit, I was gonna play the food card. I'm sad now. :)
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Lory Da Costa
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 7:31 am

what do you get if you cross the road carrying a fridge

dead
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Alister Scott
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 9:02 pm

To escape a mad sciantist that will turn them into a Robot Chicken and force them to watch videos.
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April
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 4:55 am

It wanted to carry out its suicide plans.
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{Richies Mommy}
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:30 am

We own some chickens at my house, one of them got killed on the road. It never occurred to me until right now that's ironic.
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Glu Glu
 
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:14 pm

I never thought the joke was funny, whatever its meaning. :shrug:
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Post » Sat May 12, 2012 10:54 pm

The real question is: Why did the road cross the chicken's path? :bonk:
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brenden casey
 
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Post » Sun May 13, 2012 1:30 am

Apologies if this has already been pointed out, but if the chicken dies in the middle of the road, it wouldn't actually be crossing it would it? You would have to change it to "Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road?"
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