You can marry but can you divorce? : V - Skyrim

» Tue May 15, 2012 1:13 am

Become a prophet and blame the comming of Alduin on your wife.

HAAAAAAAAAA-

» Tue May 15, 2012 12:15 am

Is it even confirmed that you can kill your spouse or do they become unkillable?

» Mon May 14, 2012 7:25 pm

Is it even confirmed that you can kill your spouse or do they become unkillable?

Oh dear god... an attempt to stop matrimonial homicides ends up turning it into a wife beatting simulator

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:56 pm

divorce is possible, just requires a huge knife :wink_smile:

» Mon May 14, 2012 4:08 pm

Just transform into a Werewolf, Kill her and say this to the guards:

Guard:What happened?
You:Oh, the dog went beserk and tore her to shreds. just tragic.
Guard:But you don't have a dog........

» Mon May 14, 2012 9:57 pm

Oh dear god... an attempt to stop matrimonial homicides ends up turning it into a wife beatting simulator

HAHA wow..... :wink_smile:

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:37 am

I'm going to bleed my wife dry of happiness and then kill her and leave town.

» Mon May 14, 2012 1:03 pm

walk againt here so she falls of a cliff

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:18 am

When in doubt, contact the Dark Lawyerhood.

» Mon May 14, 2012 3:45 pm

Naw adoring fan style and launch her off the mountain

» Mon May 14, 2012 11:46 am

Wife +Fus Ro Dah + Mount Hrothgar = Divorce Finalization

» Mon May 14, 2012 5:14 pm

LOL at killing the spouse.

But yeah if she is going to take 50% of my money I'll try to stay in my unhappy relationship and pray a dragon gets her so I don't have to actually have blood on my hands...

That is pretty [censored] up though so I hope my married life is full of bliss.

In ancient rome in a divorce the woman was left with nothing, and I mean NOTHING. Maybe we should do the same here :deal:

» Tue May 15, 2012 2:13 am

In ancient rome in a divorce the woman was left with nothing, and I mean NOTHING. Maybe we should do the same here :deal:

Well if the divorce laws are like they are in our age they will be the number one cause of death of spouses. She pisses me off with our laws, her soul swims in the void at the feet of Sithis. :mohawk: