You can marry but can you divorce?

Post » Tue May 15, 2012 12:52 am

I may just decide to live alone after some time or marry someone who suits my needs better. Hope marriage is not final.
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Ysabelle
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 10:31 pm

If you can't. Kill the spouse.
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RaeAnne
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 12:59 pm

If you can't. Kill the spouse.

That's what people should do anyway. lol
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Terry
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 8:41 pm

interesting question...or you could jus....kill them and save yourself some money
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Tiffany Holmes
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 1:18 pm

Divorce is so primitive. Kill the spouse!
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Liv Staff
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 12:30 pm

Wow... I dont think any of you should consider marriage anytime soon... :cryvaultboy:
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emma sweeney
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 10:01 pm

One Dragon attack and no one will be the wiser.
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Kira! :)))
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 2:53 pm

LOL at killing the spouse.

But yeah if she is going to take 50% of my money I'll try to stay in my unhappy relationship and pray a dragon gets her so I don't have to actually have blood on my hands... :bowdown:

That is pretty [censored] up though so I hope my married life is full of bliss. :)
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 8:32 pm

If you can't. Kill the spouse.



This will have to wait for an insurance mod. With my luck, it'll be witnessed by a mud crab or something.
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Nikki Hype
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 7:31 pm

Just get your wife to follow you into the wilderness, and hit her in the head with something heavy. If you don't want to kill her, then your marriage is probably going strong.

If you want a divorce without murder, just get her to follow you into the wilderness, and order her to go fight a dragon solo. If you don't want her to be eaten by a dragon, then in this situation too your marriage is probably going strong.
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Poetic Vice
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 3:38 am

I may just decide to live alone after some time or marry someone who suits my needs better. Hope marriage is not final.

if killing is not your cup of afternoon tea, you could just take her as a companion and encourage her quickly descend down the steep side of a cliff. at her own risk naturally.

but I personally wish you could live in the "old nord way" to quote oblivion "worked for my ma en pa, so its good enough for me"
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Lisa
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 12:08 pm

You probably can once you get your hands on the " Kim Kardashian" perk
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Stace
 
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Post » Tue May 15, 2012 12:20 am

take her to the throat of the world and FUS RO DA problem solved
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Aliish Sheldonn
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 11:39 am

Take then to a dungeon and tell them to stand still, whilst a spinning blade makes it's way down the corridor :evil:
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Zoe Ratcliffe
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 4:54 pm

Or equip your wife with a sword and let her aide you in fighitng a dragon.
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Hot
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 9:12 pm

You probably can once you get your hands on the " Kim Kardashian" perk

LMFAO!

If you really want them dead it doesn't seem like it will take that much effort to get them killed if you can just order them around.

I mean they can't say no to your demands that they get their ass out there to fight a dragon while you stand and watch?
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 1:10 pm

Hello annoying guy who always writes in bold white. Yeah I think that's going to be my name for you from now on.

I mean they can't say no to your demands that they get their ass out there to fight a dragon while you stand and watch?

Imagine the humiliation if your wife actually wins. You won't hear the end of it. "Now if Mr. Dovahkiin could just take out the trash instead of sitting on his thumbs imagining himself a dragonslayer..."
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Richard
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 1:48 pm

I can't just make a divorce. Now who's going to make me a sandwich?!
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phillip crookes
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 8:55 pm

Turn into a werewolf and eat the evidence. done.
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Craig Martin
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 7:10 pm

Fus Ro Dah her down Mount Hrothgar?
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Grace Francis
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 9:07 pm

[color="#FFFFFF"][b]LOL at killing the spouse.

But yeah if she is going to take 50% of my money

I haven't been reading about the relationship gameplay element, but holy Fable rip off batman. :batman:
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Lynne Hinton
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 9:39 pm

Here's a question for your all. If you kill her in your house will the guards know and arrest you?
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Guinevere Wood
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 1:18 pm

The real question is how many wives can you juggle at once?
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Kayleigh Mcneil
 
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 9:42 pm

Cant you just put poisoned food in the house, go on a quest, and then come back and see? If she eats poisoned food that you didnt force on her, then it isnt murder.

You can kill a random person and drag him into your house and throw him in your bed, then you do your wife and fill them with arrows. If lucky, then crime of passion is allowed in Skyrim.

You can also use AOE spells in combat, nuking her while she is fighting in melee against a wolf, and scream "OOOPS SORRY HONEY" infront of witnesess as she is burned to crisp.

There is a watermill somewhere, if possible try pushing her into the wheel.

If you have speechcraft you can cleave her in half in the middle of the street and bribe the guard who "Clearly saw she fell and hit a rock".

Travel to a tower in the wilderness and ask her to wait for you, then leave forever.

Equip you and your wife with a bow both, then shoot a guy in the foot in the street and use an invisibility spell. Surely they will arrest her and not you as you walk away.

Marry two girls who know eachother and let them find out, if they try to kill you - you are allowed by law to defend yourself, and if they should die - it is a matter of self defense.

Hire the dark brootherhood to assassinate her. This is very convinient if you are a member yourself!

Become a prophet and blame the comming of Alduin on your wife.
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Post » Mon May 14, 2012 8:34 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_VIII_of_England
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