If you were High King.... : V - Skyrim

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:33 pm

Kick out all the Nords and give it to my Orc brethren

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:54 pm

You might as well outlaw death

Pelagius III did it.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:46 pm

Turn the difficulty down to novice, then single handedley invade the aldmeri dominion.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:36 pm

Turn the difficulty down to novice, then single handedley invade the aldmeri dominion.

Put it up to Master and endlessly exploit the AI, so you won't get hit.

That's why Tiber Septim was such a pro at it.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:12 pm

Put it up to Master and endlessly exploit the AI, so you won't get hit.

That's why Tiber Septim was such a pro at it.

Haha nice. I'd consider that strategy. Anything to declare genocide upon the thalmor. All this makes me wonder how the next elder scrolls world will be set.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 5:01 am

I would recruit dragons by subduing them with my Thu'um and destroy the Thalmor, granting the dragons the province of Summerset to themselves, and killing off all Thalmor/Dominion associates. Elves are not discriminated against, only killed if they are proven beyond a reasonable doubt BY ME or one appointed by me to have consorted with the Dominion. Actually, this goes for all races. Ulfric would not be punished for his war crimes as I believe them justifiable, but he would be recquired to treat Dunmer equally and enforce my will.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:02 pm

Hey I just decided to make a fun thread out of pure boredom, it's kind of a forum game but not really. So if you were the High King of Skyrim, what would you do and how would you rule? Take over the Empire with the Thalmor? Make Skyrim an international province where all races are favoured? Sail around on a fancy ship like the Emperor?

Post away! Funny responses are encouraged, but it doesnt have to be. My current character being a Dunmer who faces much discrimination, I'd remove the Gray Quarter in Windhelm and allow dunmer to live wherever they want in the city. I'd also permit khajiits entering, I'm a peaceful ruler.

Oh I certainly would be a "high" king lolol.

Skooma?

Anyone?

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:19 am

The Plan:

Be the first High Elf to rule Skyrim.

And mess with the Thalmor by keeping them out under pain of death.

Attempt to promote diplomatic relations with Hammerfell, Morrowind, and Black Marsh.

Make sure Orcs are incorporated into Skyrim's society

Dress all my bodyguards in Daedric armour

Form an alliance that will rival the Dominion and the Empire.

Force the Empire to join me under my terms.

Troll the Dominion over and over and over AGAIN!

Then, bring peace to Tamriel by uniting it.

(Because Thalmor are annoying.)

You are a High Elf I wouldn't mind being ruled by. Or rather my Dovahkiin wouldn't, so long as he was given free reign outside of cities and villages

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 4:58 am

Oh I certainly would be a "high" king lolol.

Skooma?

Anyone?

I'll be the Jagar Tharn of this relationship.

:evil:

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:04 am

You are a High Elf I wouldn't mind being ruled by. Or rather my Dovahkiin wouldn't, so long as he was given free reign outside of cities and villages

What? Did you think all Altmer like Thalmor?

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:51 pm

For starters, I'd hire an Argonian maid.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:34 pm

I'll be the Jagar Tharn of this relationship.

:evil:

Heh heh

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:56 pm

You also don't give many reasons for doing that. Maybe just jealousy?

It still hasn't been proved if his feelings are right, or if he just wants power to benefit himself. And if it's the latter, believe me I'd also Fus-Ro-Dah him from the Throat of the World....and that with his tongue firmly tied to a post.

But he refuses to accept the throne until the Moot declares him High King. While he knows he will likely be chosen, he still allows the choice to be made.

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:57 pm

What? Did you think all Altmer like Thalmor?

No, I assumed that most were moreso indifferent about them rather than against them though. Your actions towards them is admirable

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:39 pm

For starters, I'd hire an Argonian maid.

Idk why, but that sounds like an excellent idea

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:23 pm

Teach people how to block while dual wielding.

Initiate breeding programs to answer the questions we really want answers to.

Make contact with Akivir and the Tiger-dragon people.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:17 am

Teach people how to block while dual wielding.

Initiate breeding programs to answer the questions we really want answers to.

Make contact with Akivir and the Tiger-dragon people.

Tiger-dragon people?! Like Kintaro from Mortal Kombat 2?!?!?

» Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:07 pm

Tiger-dragon people?! Like Kintaro from Mortal Kombat 2?!?!?

I... no. Well, it's possible but very unlikely.

Ka Po'Tun (Tiger-Dragon people) would most likely be khajiit like, but with more prominent tiger features and be of shapes forming into near dragons.
However I cannot be certain on this- for Bethesda keeps Akavir in deep slumber and few actual facts come from the single drops of information they give us.

Take this little clarification with a pinch of salt, I may yet be corrected.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:21 am

Declare war on the empire and destroying everything in my path. Rule all of Tamriel as a dictator and kill anyone/everyone against me.

» Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:30 am

Declare war on the empire and destroying everything in my path. Rule all of Tamriel as a dictator and kill anyone/everyone against me.

What if you lose?

Skyrim vs everyone wouldn't work out too well.