I can sit around and eat what ever the [censored] I want and not gain weight.

I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 120 pounds.
(1.82 meters, 54.43 kg)

Oh same here absolutlely !...and I can lick my own eyebrow.

I think EvilFish1 could too, but I'll bet he'd have to cheat...he just lowers his a bit more.

I am almost the exact same

Dude...EAT!!!!!! I am 6 ft tall and 185 lbs. Not fat. My roomate is 5ft 2 inches and is 120 lbs. You need to just eat like a mother effer man. Gets expensive though.

Unless 6ft 120lbs is where you wanna be at...I may have come off judgemental lol. Sorry about that.

I do.

I just dont gain weight.
Im starting to think I'm gonna have to start *shudder* lifting weights if I want to weigh more.

That seems like a terrible idea. I suggest you fast-track it and simply eat the weights.

Second'ed...

Seriously though you will have to eat a lot of heavy meals and lift weights to gain weight. You also may want to get your thyroid checked out as you may have an overactive thyroid though you more likely just have a very high metabolic rate from eating so much all the time.

Why would you *shudder* to lift weights?

It's one of the best feelings you can get. The pump. The strength. Unless....you're a...cat! Can't post the other word.

Oh come on, women are not interested in muscle anymore so why bother? They want popped collars, tight pants and bits of string tied around your wrist.

I'd never lift for a woman. I lift for myself; for confidence, for the strength, and for the size. I just want people to think 'http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4210/356359d.jpg!', one day*.

*Maybe 20 years in the future.

You should be trying to do is erase any idea that guy has of taking you on. That is when you have true power!

I could always eat the life force out of people like Cell did!

Alright Fanner, you're my new personal trainer. Bust out the weights and confidence boosting catchphrases.

"Bunch of slack jawed [censored] around here. This stuff will make you a [censored] sixual tyrannosaurus!"

"Revolution! You son of a [censored]! [Arm wrestling] What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?"

I am double jointed in all my fingers.

I have the ability to maintain a five o'clock shadow without any effort.

OMG...the sheer power contained in those words frightens my eight o'clock shadow. And it was only scared of seven before. Cuz you know...

I have a huuuuuuuge ****

Nose?
Foot?
Hand?
Mole?
Scar?
Butt?
Boob?
Head...

Just one, singular boob

Long live me. Your average guy.

My snoring sounds like a cow giving birth.

I have a few super powers

I have hyper-mobile knees. I can rotate my lower legs 180 degrees. It routinely freaks people out, especially the Safety Nazis at work. It's particularly fun to see peoples faces when both of my legs are "backwards".

I can clap with one hand. Not kidding.

I can rapidly roll one eye while keeping the other absolutely still. Understandably, this causes some...disorientation.

I can listen to, and follow, up to eight different conversations at once. Makes it fun to eat in pubic...

I can function even after five days without sleep. (Insomnia counts as a super power, right?)

I can cause a certain type of object to get wetter the more it dries.

I can pat my head, rub my stomach, walk, and chew gum all at once while thinking through large math problems (such as 480 x 186,000).

I can walk right through a wall without causing it any damage.

i can breath out my eye?

Whaaaat!? You should set up a bunch of empty beer bottles with varying amounts of water in them and play music with your eye-breath.