My pain tolerance is pretty high at least compared to anyone I know. Thats about it in terms of natural ability. I have a pretty good tolerance of cold weather, and not sleeping or eating much but that comes from training.

I don't have anything, really. I can be very deceptive if that counts, mind you that is not the same as being manipulative.

I've been told i'm very perceptive. Almost psychic.

I can bend my fingers and toes much further back than everyone I know. (Still waiting for a situation where it will be useful though)

I've not been told that but perceive it as a quality in myself, oh wait no I have been told that as well... leads me towards.



My one true gift is an ability to think rapidly and randomly.. I:E crazy.

Apparently, I have a difficult time dieing.

Tried it once, but somehow after a few minutes it didn't want to take hold..

I'm really, really good at forgetting.

Forgetting what?

I can make my shoulder blades pop upwards of 6 inches out of my back.

I'm a [censored] bird.

Also, I eat enormous ammounts of food, yet I'm not overweight at all.

One time I ate six full-sized pancakes for breakfast and promptly went home to eat an entire 12-inch pizza.

That sounds more like awful insomnia. I've heard of this phenomenon, but have yet to experience it. Hopefully, my "functional insomnia" power won't fail me any time soon.

Indeed. An incredible bit of magic, is it not?

Anything and everything.

Have we met before old Andy? So nice to meet such a fine young gentleman such as yourself.

As long as breathing isn't one of 'em, you're gold.

You can add flattery to your list of super powers, sweet cheeks

And yes, flattery *will* get you everywhere with me.. I'm shallow like that

True, I just couldn't think of a better way to describe it at the time. Its called water intoxication and has something to do with throwing off the balance of your electrolytes beyond a safe limit.

I'm insanley accurate with every firearm i shoot.

I'm also incredible at seeming a lot dumber than I actually am


It's a gift

Umm... superpower... superpower... yup, got nothing. Maybe optimism? I have the ability to see the good in just about anyone. Though some might call that a weakness.

Im like batman. I use my gadgets and [censored] to give me frost resistance, or high speed travel etc.

PRojectile pooping.

In all seriousness though, I have a very quick wit and also am extremely flexible. It freaks people out when I can to crasy stuff with my arm. Also great for "your argument is invalid" jokes. My favorite one has to be the ability to creep people out with ease. Very few people have been able to creep me out.

Diarrhea is *not* a super power... at most it's a highly localized bio-hazard, with splattering visual effects and memorable olfactory stimulation.

..and possibly a clean up in isle aisle five




I can also screw up wordy bits at the speed of gossip

hmm superpowers...

I'm pretty good at cramming and learning stuff by heart. I remember that for a Russian history class I just learned by heart all the notes (more than 20 pages) from the semester in one sitting. I could recite everything I had written using the exact same words. Of course once the exams were over I forgot everything, but still a useful skill I think. I also learned a text in Russian without understanding a single word of it: I just knew that our professor was going to extract some sentences from the text to make grammar exercices for an exam, so instead of trying to understand Russian grammar rules I learned the whole text. This way I didn't have to think about declension rules at the exam, I just filled the holes by reciting the text in my head.

Also, I can wiggle my left ear! Not the other one though, it's like my right ear is completely dead: I know how I should be able to move it (as I can wiggle the left ear), but nothing happens when I try: I don't feel the muscles moving.

I can take out garbage that mortal men, or at least the ones in my house, cannot budge.

I am a font of useless information.

i can wiggle my ears, and move my scalp...way more impressive in person i assure you

My ability to teleport. It's true, I teleport, close your eyes, count to ten, and I'm in a completely different spot.

i cant travel forward in time at a rate of 1 second for ever ten tenths of a second