I have never heard anyone say 'howdy partner' The only three accents are ,none, nordic, and british, and do know how much programming is put in a system where npcs get pregnant, sick and age?
Agh, I hate when people say this.
Americans DO have a friggin' accent, it's called American English. So why do you all say you have none?
And I wouldn't call Nordic an accent. There is Scandinavian, Germannic and other European ones I guess that you mean. Like the guards, they're not "Nordic", they sound like Americans told to sound like Arnold.

And by the way OP, dumb joke. I can't imagine who would say something like that in the game.