Eventually, yes.

Sounds like my ex-best friend. She even counted 1-2-3 and then I hear a *plop* over the phone.

Being the friend that I am, I will switch places with you to take the brunt of this foul behavior.

My 19 year old sister sometimes comes up from the basemant with only a robe on, that barely even covers her, leaving me mentally scarred.

If I'm on my computer when my dad comes to bed he starts telling me in spanish to get off my computer, I've heard the sentence for the last 15 years of my life >_<

oh he can be entertaining alright... A couple of weeks ago I came home from work to find my dad home alone, nothing unusual about that, whenever he's home alone he likes to put on some jazzy-blues-type music and read a book, or maybe mess around in photoshop (he's a semi-pro photographer) but on that day I found him in the living room watching Within Temptation live with our sound system maxed out. Apparently he bought a live dvd with Within Temptation a while ago and never found the time to watch it. :huh: It was so loud the walls in my room shook and they are on the other side of the house.

:P When I told my friend about this thread he burst out laughing and said "dude it would take you days to post all the stupid [censored] your family does" I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

This summer my dad spent two weeks with a saw, a hammer, some wrenches and a crowbar ripping an entire car apart. Like disassembling every part of the car. Why? The car didn't work (it was my grandfathers) and he wanted to throw it away but he decided it would be more fun to rip it apart first.

Sounds a lot like my step-sister. She even called people into the room once just to look at here massive dump. Thank god I wasn't there for that.

Also, the other stuff too, I guess. :ermm:

She has actually mooned me before. She's... odd. Real smart though, which makes all this even odder.

My Grandma is starting to go senile I think.

Sometimes I'll hear her randomly laugh for no reason. I'll go in and ask what so funny or whats wrong.

"Nothing, I'm just laughing at myself, (Continues to laugh for long period of time)."

"Oh ok....."

My sister once ran around saying: "I'm funsize, I'm funsize!"

Everyone runs about in their underwear at my house, wth, we live in Florida, and it's hot.
My son has these vivid dreams at night, and often wakes us up. He has ADD. His doctor wants him to sleep more, and put him on melatonin. Around a month ago he had one that a creepy dude was in his room, and he ran out of the room, stark naked, down the hall, to the living room, dragging the bedsheet.
I was in my bedroom, and could hear my husband in the living room, just laughing and laughing. By this time, our son had rolled himself up into a human-bedsheet tamale and was still insisting there was some sort of Twilight-Quagmire type creature in there. We checked, there wasn't. Oh yeah, all of us except the daughter sleep in the buff. Which is why the whole knock before you enter rule is highly respected round the house.
He's also dreamed about man eating slugs, and being a chef on a pirate ship. His dreams are more entertaining than mine.
I decided maybe he should lay off the melatonin.

I used to sleepwalk when I was younger. Once I ended up sleepwalking into the hall and started running in circles screaming, setting off the alarm in the process. Or that's what I was told, anyway.

I would probably say me asking my mom "One vital area to hit on a human being is in the throat right?" with her replying "Yes there are two major veins in the throat and if one gets severed the person will die quickly". With her being an RN and me an inquisitive sort watching that 1,000 ways to die show it did not seem odd at all to ask her that. Same goes with asking her about the moron who injected glow stick juice into his veins with the byproduct being phenol or so the show said it was phenol.

Well, my cousin saw Bert and Ernie in a picture I posted on Facebook of autumn trees the other day. That seemed a bit insane.

I couldn't even begin to tell you stories about my cousins. They are all crazy.