Back to Real Life (Skyrim Hangover) : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:17 am

nope.

options.

??

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:51 pm

Hitting someone you don't like and sheathing you're fists won't save you, they'll continue to beat the [censored] out of you

If you [censored] up and say/do something you didn't mean to, you can't reload the autosave(that one gets me alot)

There are no loading screens for buildings.

If someone asks you a question and you cannot make a decision yet so you cancel the conversation with B, they will most likely yell at you

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:33 am

??

He must believe in reincarnation.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:51 am

Be prepared to expect only one moon at night.

You cannot and will not find treasure if you loot the city mausoleum. (Gold coins in every burial urn joke.)

You cannot survive a hundred foot fall into water.

You will succumb to hypothermia if you are outside in winter conditions for too long or if you go swimming in the arctic.

College isn't free and won't teach you to use magic.

You won't experience lag. Ever.

You can't run for hours without end.

You have to eat, sleep, and expel waste sometime.

Cats will not speak to you. Go bother someone else.

Wolves will not attack you on sight.

You cannot kill a bear with your bare hands.

That's all J'derras can come up with now.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:22 am

You realize the most important skill to level up in life is speech, especially allure. ;-)

Unfortunately, investing 500 into anything doesn't always give you positive return...

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:29 am

Oh yeah, and sleeping with my wife doesn't always give me "Lover's Comfort" :tongue:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:57 am

If you happen to find a glowing root which emits a ringing sound, you're on drugs.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:52 am

You don't "order" your companion to do something. You ask politely.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:25 am

Oh yeah, and sleeping with my wife doesn't always give me "Lover's Comfort" :tongue:

She's that bad?

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:59 pm

You can't strip down a woman in public without being detected.

Oh i'll prove you wrong sir!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:05 am

Oh i'll prove you wrong sir! :tongue:

I would like to see you try!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:48 pm

Female companions wont carry the groceries

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:49 pm

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dead is dead is a great choice and option.

dead is dead as a regular gameplay mechanic is ridiculously dumb.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:40 am

You will recognize that your dog is not Barbas and can not talk! Same goes for your Cat, they are no shrunk Khajiits!

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:02 am

Standing in a fire doesn't feel so good anymore

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:50 am

trying to trick a dragon and have him blast me through the flappin slit hole at the western tower was laughable.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:20 am

Declaring to the police that you are in fact Thane and in no way paying that speeding ticket.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:00 am

dead is dead is a great choice and option.

dead is dead as a regular gameplay mechanic is ridiculously dumb.

Okaaaay, I was saying that Dead is Dead is different in real life, in that when youre Dead youre actually Dead.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:43 am

If you're feeling sick don't mix wheat with butterfly wings. Take an aspirin instead.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:31 am

Maybe jumping into a 12 foot deep pit wasn't such a good idea.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:07 pm

You will recognize that your dog is not Barbas and can not talk! Same goes for your Cat, they are no shrunk Khajiits! :biggrin:

since when? i have deep and meaningful conversations with my dog all the time and i sometimes get to talk to soem wild cats :teehee:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:14 pm

People will be amazed that you stop talking to them in order to chase a butterfly.

some people have gone through great lengths in other to capture certain rare butterflies

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:19 am

you will also discover that you can have decent meals now because you have a proper oven and or microwave and that you actually have electricity now and dont have to rely on candle power/wall torches (unless you have a powercut)

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:21 pm

If you get bored after finishing Skyrim just patiently wait until the Skyrim Expansion Packs and newer mods come out.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:14 am

Viking Blod mead. Try it. Costs $36 for a 750ml bottle in MI though.

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/dansk-mjod-viking-blod/23988/
it's pretty good apparently...