I don't want to be rude or disrespectful, and I certainly don't want to start an argument, but my concern is with morality itself, not with the teleological foundations upon which it rests. Before I say anything else, let me remind VALVE Steamworks that an injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere. Keep that in mind the next time you catch VALVE Steamworks making us the helpless puppets of our demographic labels. Perhaps VALVE Steamworks has never had to take a stand and fight for something as critical as our right to change the world for the better. But if the only way to transcend local prejudices is for me to get torn apart by wild dogs, then so be it. It would honestly be worth it because if VALVE Steamworks wants to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity, let it wear the opprobrium of that decision.
Following this line of logic, it would appear that VALVE Steamworks is out to use psychological tools to trick us into doing whatever it requires of us. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. VALVE Steamworks is frightened that we might provide a trenchant anolysis of its précis. That's why it's trying so hard to prevent whistleblowers from reporting that it yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for VALVE Steamworks, "attracting attention" usually implies "goading effete devotees of conspiracy theories into hurling epithets at its adversaries". Squalid, patronizing sociopaths who condone illegal activities might not recognize the incongruities in VALVE Steamworks's bromides, but the spectrum of views between antiheroism and gangsterism is not a line but a circle at which hypocritical backstabbers and destructive, brazen flag burners meet. To properly place VALVE Steamworks somewhere in that spectrum one needs to realize that I take seriously the view that in the genesis of VALVE Steamworks's intimations, goofy begat huffy, which begat appalling, which begat feebleminded. And let me tell you, some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with stuck-up, lethargic fence-sitters on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to create a Frankenstein's monster.
When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that it's indubitably a tragedy that VALVE Steamworks's goal in life is apparently to step on other people's toes. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that if VALVE Steamworks can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If VALVE Steamworks can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. VALVE Steamworks says that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools.
Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, I want to take advantage of a rare opportunity to advocate social change through dialogue, passive resistance, and nonviolence. But first, let me pose an abstract question. What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma is VALVE Steamworks going through now? Perhaps the answer is best saved for another letter. Let me simply note that with VALVE Steamworks so forcefully exploiting public sympathy in order to bolster support for its covinous epithets, things are starting to come to a head. That's why we must uplift individuals and communities on a global scale to build a coalition of stouthearted people devoted to stopping it.
VALVE Steamworks has a knack for convincing cocky libertines that its expostulations are Right with a capital R. That's called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like "counterexcommunication" and "mechanicocorpuscular" to keep its sales pitch from sounding pernicious. That's why you really have to look hard to see that VALVE Steamworks's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that everyone who scrambles aboard the VALVE Steamworks bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride) and therefore—not surprisingly—it always arrives at that very conclusion.
Many people who follow VALVE Steamworks's tracts have come to the erroneous conclusion that VALVE Steamworks does the things it does "for the children". The truth of the matter is that its litanies appeal to people who are fearful about the world's political and economic situation and long for simple solutions to complex problems. So let it call me grumpy. I call it primitive.
The real question here is not, "Has anyone ever seen VALVE Steamworks working instead of plundering, stealing, and living off the sweat of others?". The real question is rather, "Will the world ever be free of twisted party animals like VALVE Steamworks?" The answer is too well-known to bear repeating, but I should comment that if it were true, as VALVE Steamworks claims, that big emotions come from big words, then I wouldn't be saying that VALVE Steamworks's ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. Everybody is probably familiar with the cliche that VALVE Steamworks makes it sound like it's some perfect angel of unstained ethical standards. Well, there's a lot of truth in that cliche.
VALVE Steamworks's perceptions deserve to be criticized because they give the most temperamental mercantalism enthusiasts you'll ever see far more credibility than they deserve. I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while VALVE Steamworks still has the ability to wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public. What really irks me is that VALVE Steamworks has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it plant the seeds of scapegoatism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds or it'll crush national and spiritual values out of existence and substitute the chauvinistic and despicable machinery of larrikinism. VALVE Steamworks accuses me of being dangerous whenever I state that it habitually reads negative meanings into innocuous remarks. All right, I'll admit that I have a sharp tongue and sometimes write with a bit of a poison pen, but the fact remains that this is not the first time I've wanted to foster mutual understanding. But it is the first time I realized that it has worn out its welcome. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to.
Make no mistake about it; griping about VALVE Steamworks will not make it stop trying to render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power. But even if it did, it would just find some other way to create massive civil unrest. A bunch of ghastly popinjays have recently been accused of insulting the intelligence, interests, and life plans of whole groups of people. VALVE Steamworks's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that it is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of its involvement demands answers. For instance, do irritable muttonheads like VALVE Steamworks's fans actually have lives, or do they exist solely to capitalize on our needs and vulnerabilities? It would take days to give the complete answer to that question but the gist of it is that VALVE Steamworks insists that untoward loan sharks are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands they perpetrates.
VALVE Steamworks is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead. VALVE Steamworks is firmly convinced that Dadaism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. Its belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that VALVE Steamworks shouldn't flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions fortify a social correctness that restricts experience and defines success with narrow boundaries. My eventual goal for this letter is to get VALVE Steamworks off our backs. I'm counting on you for your support.
Spoiler Just kidding, I like Steam. Hugs and pickles!