Dear Bethesda,

It has come to my attention that several people have commented on dragon attacks in Riften, which have left dead characters and broken quests in their wake. This alarms me, because I'm on the road much of the time quite often, leaving me absent and unable to stop such an attack. I now fear for the life of my future husband Balimund. I feel compelled to warn you of the events that will befall you should I come home to his demise.

The first thing I will do is travel far and wide, beyond Skyrim and further beyond still if need be, in search of magic powerful enough to transport me to your world (I'm quite confident in my eventual success in this...where there's a will, as they say). Once done, I will gather top scientists throughout the Wasteland (both ghoul and non-ghoul) to create a time machine to send me back to a point before the war, when your headquarters were destroyed. It will be based from a 'Division 0' model created by a scientist from the far west, who has a Theoretical Degree in Physics.

Once I arrive, I will Dragonshout my way through the security guards and rent-a-cops you might have present, and leave a trail of shattered computers, splintered desks and crushed office plants, until I eventually fireball my way to the floor where Skyrim developers and programmers are located. It is then that I will exact revenge for my lover's death. It involves a scroll. Followed by another scroll to make your corpses stagger back to unlife and continue working on DLC.

Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

Sincerely,

The wrong Redguard woman to upset.

For Bethesda's sake I hope your husband lives!

Hardly anything to do with Skyrim, post this in the community discussion section or the fanfic section please.

Don't you know that the world stands still if you aren't there to see it?

A little late for that now. Half the posts on the forum are invalid and about the same topic. This was actually a fun and (positive) reading for once!

Start over and disregard the main quest. That's what I've been doing. My Skyrim is dragon-free

Dear lord

god has spoken...?
you're just pissed she's not whining
get a life

Riften won't be attacked unless you in it. Dragons only attack the area the player is in.

This post speaks of dragons, skyrim itself, and how she is a Redguard.
How is this not about Skyrim?

That's like me saying how I play a Breton in Skyrim and I killed two dragons yesterday, then going on to talk about my favorite printer.

if you are not near riften then you dont need to worry about a dragon attacking it because the game isnt bothering to process that area so you have nothing to worry about

She has a legitimate complains about her husband, and it is a great fun to read. Stop being a poopy head.

This is probably the correct answer. But we won't know for sure until the CK is available.

Doesn't excuse the fact that it doesn't belong on this forum.

you have no business telling us she should not post

Actually I do, as a member of this forum, like yourself, it is my duty to inform the forumers when their threads aren't following propreity, ie being in the wrong section of the forums.

well as a member off this forum it is my duty to tell you to get lost...I liked the OPs post.

I don't care if you liked OP's post, it is off-topic and shouldn't have been posted on here in the first place.

lets hope they dont give AHs like you any real duties around here

I liked the post also and I don't think that it's that far off topic that it needs to be moved.

I see you keep bumping the thread, even though I've already informed you of it's off-topic nature. You're not doing anybody any favors, friend.

only thing bumping around here is your ego

lol