» Tue Aug 30, 2011 8:35 am
Don't feel too bad, I failed my first drivers test, and my second, and third, also the fourth. It's not that I was a bad driver, I put the blame on the DMV testers.
One instructor gave me an automatic failure for "loosing control of the vehicle". I was outraged, at what point did I loose control? It turns out that hitting a pot hole qualifies as loosing control. Another I was driving a stick shift and the instructor kept her hand on the emergency brake the entire time, which tells me that they were way too stressed to be a driving tester, and this tester was very overweight so it wasn't just an arm in the way of my shifting, it was a huge arm and I had to hold my arm at a wild angle to shift gears. That time I failed for not shifting at the proper times. Another instructor failed me because I was checking my mirrors while parallel parking, I wanted to make sure I wouldn't hit the curb and you can't see the curb out the back window so I'm still not sure why I was wrong. My favorite was the time I came to a 4-way stop and I saw a truck coming from the crossroad just a little too fast, so after my complete stop I waited. The instructor started yelling at me "This is a 4-way stop! Don't you know what that means?" I turned and stared the tester in the eyes and said "Of course I know what it means!" at which point we heard tires screeching and kept staring at the tester and said "but I'm not sure the guy in that blue truck knows what it means." That was the time I finally passed.