Chuck Norris once took an arrow to the knee, he's still an adventurer.
what is with all this chuck norris c***! he CANNOT swim in land, that makes no sense. show me a legitimate video of him doing it. if you shave off his beard, theere wil be a chin, not a fist. and his name doen't cure blindness or whatever.
but i like the arrow to the knee meme, so all is forgiven.