I think maybe bring back the arena so chuck norris can be the adoring fan and we can kill him over and over and over again
i like this idea. and he respawns by the arena, so we can re-recruit him, and kill him again!
remove the part about the terrible song and you got yourself a good idea there

here ye go:
justin bieber so we can raise an army of townspeople to kill him.
chuck norris for Jarl of Whiterun (and so i can kill him)
Michael Jackson so i can listen to Thriller as i kill him (song is optional. killing him without it is fine)