1. You let Obsidian develop Fallout games from now on
and
2. You never, ever, EVER distribute your games through Steam or make them Steam-enabled
and I, Alexander Strahan, will:
1. BUY YOUR GAMES.
Howzat? Huh? Sounds pretty damn fair to me. Listen, I know you have marketing guys in suits telling you otherwise, but there's a REASON Steam is referred to as "Steam-ing pile of ..." You can fill in the blank, we're all advlts here.
So hey. How about you DON'T listen to marketing suits who partied their way through Boston University School of Management (believe me, I went to BU, SMG graduates boozed and doped more than anyone else and as a result have fewer viable braincells than most legally competent human beings on this planet), and listen to the payin' clientele? I mean, who knows, right? It might just work in your favor.
Just sayin'.
