Just reading that makes me


I can't believe you mentioned Heimskr and Cicero in the same sentence. You know, the more you listen to Cicero, the more sense he makes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=zwhl5VIY4a8

Okay, maybe he only makes sense if you're not the person who is trying to assist drivers in need...

(I love that video lol)

Yea i found it last night and i was laughing so much i couldn't breathe.

You aren't supposed to like Nazeem, but now I just laugh at him thanks to http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/8087.

Road assistance HAHAHA.

Nazeem has the most annoying voice actor in the game aside from Todd Howard's wife, but she only crops up briefly.

This one is even better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLU_BhHyeUE&feature=relmfu

Wood elves bro. Glarthir, Gaenor, Fargoth. SO annoying..

Although no annoying wood elves in Skyrim so much . *nostalgia pains*

Between Cicero calling roadside assistance for his damnedest wagon wheel and Sheogorath ordering pizza with cheese for everyone, I'm wiping away tears.

The only video like this so far I didn't find very funny is the one where Cicero calls a babysitter and scares the living crap out of her (well, maybe I laughed a tiny bit when Alduin called her back and threatened to eat her soul...) If I can get the link I'll edit this post to add it - actually I think you can find it under the search query "Cicero calls a babysitter" or something like that.


Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke0Z37MhONQ

I just watched that for the second time, and it is pretty mean...poor girl! (tee hee...)

Haha!! It's too bad I'm stuck on console...I would dearly love to run this mod in my game.

Yea i saw that one i felt bad for the babysitter I'm glad he called back to apologize.

He's also three dog from fallout 3

Oh, that was one of the waysI dealt with Nazeem... hide behinf a house an wait; wouldn't wan to be caught, now...

I don't care one way or the other. I know that I make probably twice as much gold in two dungeons then he does in a year. do he can be condescending to me all he wants. I know that I'm more wealthy than he is. Haha

I know, it was really interesting to read all his stuff, but personally, to me he was still the most annoying NPC ever, and his jester clothing was just wtf. XD

I don't mind him, but I do hate that screaming thalos priest in whiterun...

I had his wife kill him muhahaha

"If they were from my farm, they'd be TWICE as fresh!"

I don't know. Nazeem makes Whiterun what it is to me... I don't think I have ever killed him. I like his condescending comments to the citizens of Whiterun. But that Talos preacher makes Whiterun my least favorite place to visit... He lives in the ground now.

I love Nazeem, he's really confident.

He reminds me of why I hate many of the elites of my country so much. Because so many of them ACT LIKE THIS!!! They talk down to THE Dovahkiin and dares to insult my wealth? I make more money in one day than Nazeem will ever make in one year. He's dead to me. Literally, I stalked him and killed him.

The first time I saw Cicero was on a video walkthough for the "Delayed Burial" quest. His clothes were weird enough, but the second he started talking, my exact reaction was "W..T..F!" I was annoyed that Bethesda put a cartoon villain in Skyrim! I expected him to say "Gwa ha ha" like Kefka...

It's weird that sometime between then and now, Cicero became my favorite NPC in Skyrim and is tied with Sheogorath for best voice acting, IMHO. I can't figure out why though. Maybe that sweetroll I ate was past its sell-by date or something.

Damnit, I really need to find a way to play the SI.

Do it! Shivering Isles is the best part of Oblivion.

Out of luck, none of my frieds has it, I'm unable to buy online and Croatia doesn't sell such "old" stuff. Crappy country, I know.