Does everyone hate Nazeem? : V

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:19 pm

Personally, I think that Nazeem is the most condescending and annoying b*stard in Skyrim, and I've executed him in a different way each time I've started the game.

Any characters that you love to hate, and kill in different, imaginative and sometimes exceedingly satisfying ways?

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:30 pm

I ain't done nothin'.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:42 am

His wife is right.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:03 pm

I don't find Nazeem nearly as annoying as Heimskr, but my kill list is Brynjolf, Maven Black-Briar, and Thongvar Silver-Blood.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:18 am

Yeah, that dude is a dike. "Owning a farm does have its advantages." pfft, what a jerk. Oh, pretty much any of the Thalmor, though that guy in Understone Keep in Markarth does have some surprisingly nice things to say to you if you do his favor for him.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:23 am

You know, even though he is my most hated character in Skyrim, i have still yet to kill him...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:37 am

I've yet to kill him, but yes, one day soon.... I shall part Nazeem's head from his body.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:07 pm

Yeah, that dude is a dike. "Owning a farm does have its advantages." pfft, what a jerk. Oh, pretty much any of the Thalmor, though that guy in Understone Keep in Markarth does have some surprisingly nice things to say to you if you do his favor for him.

"There are so few pleasures in life as fine as your company." :hubbahubba:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:35 am

"There are so few pleasures in life as fine as your company." :hubbahubba:

Yeah! That's what he says!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:46 pm

He is annoying, but it just make pick pocketing him all the more satisfying. :biggrin:

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:04 pm

He is not Maven...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:37 am

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:15 pm

I am under the impression no one like him, but I may be wrong.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:17 pm

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

Yeah, and you are the frickin Thane of Whitrun, lol.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:56 pm

No. I only hate the living.
MWHAHAHA

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:45 am

Yes.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 4:00 pm

Don't care much about him, but Heimskr and Cicero..oh god.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 6:12 am

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

Some district..

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:57 am

People who hate him did not get to the cloud district very often...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:22 pm

Don't care much about him, but Heimskr and Cicero..oh god.

Heimskr?

1) Hide
2) Cast Fury on him
3) ???
4) Arrow to the knee!

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:20 pm

Yes.

/thread.

Some district..

Also, this.

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:48 am

Yeah, and you are the frickin Thane of Whitrun, lol.

Yeah, I also couldn't help but think that, too... and how I frequently go up to Dragonsreach to enchant things.

No. I only hate the living.
MWHAHAHA

I'm getting the feeling you've killed him several times...

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:23 pm

"Does the meat have any weird elven spices?"

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 3:53 am

"Does the meat have any weird elven spices?"

"Ahhhh... No, no Elven spices. Just some salt, to preserve it. You're not afraid of salt, are you?"

» Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:27 pm

"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't."

I wish we could make up our own dialogue. So I could threaten to burn his farm down. I hate that line.