Embarrassing things you do in Skyrim : V - Skyrim

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:11 pm

Well I bought Breeze Home in Whiterun and decorated everything fully. I had a wife, our six life was getting a little stale, so since I was a member of the Companions, I decided to bring Aela the Huntress over for some wine and mead... hoping things might get a little frisky. I left a trail of flowers leading to my bedroom...

So I get all three of us in my room and I strip down to my underwear and.... yeah I RP way too hard.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:36 pm

I spent an entire night robbing every home in Whiterun, leaving behind a single salmon as my calling card. In the game world I would be the 'Sneaky Salmon'. In the real world I was ridiculed for an hour by my best friend.

You know, I find it hard to fault your friend. That is indeed... strange.

When I get noticed from sneak I tend to boldly proclaim "Ho, battle is joined!" as I rush in to slice and dice.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:10 pm

I tend to speak out loud to my followers, especially when I'm angry with them. Besides that, I seem to have a weird habit of tossing dead thieves into the canol in Riften.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:19 pm

Well I bought Breeze Home in Whiterun and decorated everything fully. I had a wife, our six life was getting a little stale, so since I was a member of the Companions, I decided to bring Aela the Huntress over for some wine and mead... hoping things might get a little frisky. I left a trail of flowers leading to my bedroom...

So I get all three of us in my room and I strip down to my underwear and.... yeah I RP way too hard.

This was me while reading your post > :woot:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:13 am

I once spent about fifteen minutes playing with a scantily clad dead body. I'd only just realized that you could drag corpses about, so naturally I just began tugging the poor dear this way and that and draping her over things and marveling at the fact that I could position her arms and legs individually and generally being a colossal weirdo. I still have a fascination with dead bodies in Skyrim. Probably not a healthy one.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:53 am

I once spent about fifteen minutes playing with a scantily clad dead body. I'd only just realized that you could drag corpses about, so naturally I just began tugging the poor dear this way and that and draping her over things and marveling at the fact that I could position her arms and legs individually and generally being a colossal weirdo. I still have a fascination with dead bodies in Skyrim. Probably not a healthy one.

You're just into biology. That's cool.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:17 pm

Accidentally stealing a bowl or something when trying to get up from a chair.

Being genuinely scared when a skeever pops out of nowhere on a spiral staircase.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:59 pm

I spent 5 minutes chasing a bunny with a warhammer, but after a while I gave up. They move fast.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:36 pm

Hehe...I will often verbally, as in "out loud", respond to comments said to or around my character. Or I'll say hi to certain characters as I walk or run past them....things like that.

I don't need the game to give me 8 conversation options to chose from...I just say it.

I do that too as well as taunt my opponents out loud. My wife loves watching me play for these moments. Oh yeah I also do my own battle cry while having my character do a shout when charging into battle during the civil war quests.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:53 pm

I once stored into a dragon all the stuff found on the body of a Whiterun guard killed by the same dragon and pretended he was eaten alive.

Looks like the game doesn't like things like these, by the moment I closed the dragon "inventory" it crashed to desktop.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:04 pm

Saying fus ro all the time around the house randomly.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:25 am

When I kill somebody I take their clothes off and start stalking their private parts.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:29 pm

Wear fur armor in snowy regions while carrying epic elven armor and then get trashed by an ice troll because I forgot to change armor.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:02 pm

I collect giants toes and fill breezehome with them. I then Cast wall of flames in it. So perty! :cool:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:43 pm

edit: Double post

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:01 pm

My mother leaves corpses in provactive posisions, and if there are two of them she makes them cuddle.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:03 pm

psssst, best friends don't ridicule they sit beside you in the cell saying what a blast that was.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:34 am

i run around naked and beat little kids

btw i like your pic, op :biggrin:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:17 pm

Mine's kinda simple, I strip down when I take a swim to get somewhere or chase fish/dragonflies. Don't want to get my clothes soaked and have armor weigh me down or get Rusty. I also try to find someplace out of sapient view when in civilization to put armor on.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:48 pm

Um, i like to position dead bodies (bodies of people whom i hated) in extremely weird and disgusting positions :biggrin:

Such as this http://i.imgur.com/cREKV.jpg

Warning: Its really quite sick and disgusting. But i really hated galmar stone fist, soooo. :smile:

Although to be fair i was trying to get him in the position of a roast pig on the table at first, his body just refused to orientate in the correct direction and somehow ended up like that.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:30 am

Um, i like to position dead bodies (bodies of people whom i hated) in extremely weird and disgusting positions :biggrin:

Such as this http://i.imgur.com/cREKV.jpg

Warning: Its really quite sick and disgusting. But i really hated galmar stone fist, soooo. :smile:

Although to be fair i was trying to get him in the position of a roast pig on the table at first, his body just refused to orientate in the correct direction and somehow ended up like that.

I dont know weather to be disgusted, or laugh out loud...

MY MIND LOL

Also lol @ stone fist.... :touched:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:28 pm

Why on earth did I click that link :ahhh:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:58 am

I think the salmon thing is hilarious and you have no reason to be embarassed. It's a great thing to inject more humor into your game. Forget what your friend says and just have a blast with it.

I don't know if I've done anything embarassing but I'm playing on keyboard and mouse and if my hand isn't on the right keys, I'll jump high in the air like a loon for no reason....makes me feel dumb. :biggrin:

Edit: Really glad I didn't read this thread before I posted! Eww.

:tes:

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:48 pm

I stare closely at chicks. I think they get creeped out.

LOL, I do this too. I just move in on people and get in their personal space. I especially love when you interrupt them and they step back and go 'Huh?'
I killed a couple bandits from a distance once, and I when I came up to loot them, I noticed that the two had fallen kind of "human centipede" style, so I spent like 20 minutes trying to drag over other corpses and see how long I could make the chain.

» Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:56 pm

I remove the game folder so I can watch the percentage in steam all over again.

I like percentages and also to see how it feels to download again in different clothes. It also makes me feel like I destroyed everything in skyrim that beat me.