Thanks for the lulz. I haven't laughed this hard in a month.

While I agree the Witcher 2 is a pretty good game, it isn't even remotely a contender to Skyrim.
He asked for an alternative, so I supplied one. I personally am enjoying it much more because, despite geralt's rather lackluster voice acting, I can become attached to the characters. In Skyrim I am a blank slate, which is a trend that I used to appreciate but I now believe is overused.
I have not ridiculed Skyrim or you in anyway shape or form and was not even comparing the two games, because just like human beings and primates are supposedly related, they are two very different beasts sprung from the same tree.
Oh wait I get it now, you were demonstrating my troll bait note. clever.