So my horse can talk. And she wants to kill me. : V - Skyrim

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:33 am

I hope Bethesda never fixes this. I want that from my horse.

Me too, I am so jealous - I want your horse badly, I like glitches :biggrin:

Make gaming funny.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 12:01 pm

Your horse is... amazing

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:01 pm

I took her into Falkreath and tried to get the townsfolk to listen to her but now she's stopped talking. She just watches me with that hateful stare of hers. I can see it in her eyes that she's waiting for her moment when she can kick my skull in and leave me in the mud.

You may have everybody else fooled, but I know your secret... I know...

I went through the pain in the [censored] of registering just to say thanks. Thanks for the Dr. Pepper that is now sprayed in a rather unique, almost artlike fashion against my monitor, and surrounding wall. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:36 pm

This post is legendary. :lol:

Also, I want a talking horse!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:05 pm

This post is legendary. :lol:

Also, I want a talking horse!

Sure, sounds fun until you realize she's a psychopath who wants your blood. I can't sleep. I jump every time I hear the patter of hooves. They call me crazy. But they didn't hear the malice in that voice... oh, that voice...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:39 am

I'm rather troubled by the thought that you took the time to investigate that your horse actually was a "she"

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:23 pm

Maybe you cheated on her with another horse?