So my horse can talk. And she wants to kill me. : V

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:53 am

I was fighting some bandits with my horse earlier. At one point in the combat, I accidentally hit the horse and it ran away. After I'd finished off the bandits, I noticed there was one red dot on my compass and I could hear the bandit dialogue saying things like "You can't hide from me!" etc... so I went towards the red dot, and after a short while realized it was pointing at my horse, who continued to shout at me in a woman's voice saying "You picked a bad time to get lost friend!" and other such threats, while running around manically and occasionally running up and down vertical walls...

I hope this doesn't effect our working relationship.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:24 pm

Mr. Ed became VERY irritable after his six change.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:57 pm

Skyrim is full of wonderful surprises! This is brilliant!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:01 pm

so you have a talking horse and it also wants to kill you? sounds like a happy marrige :teehee:

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:51 pm

And I thought Barbas was weird....

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:58 am

Probably a relative to that deranged unicorn in Oblivion. What a weird hack.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:54 pm

Sounds like a crazy bug.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:42 pm

Sounds like a crazy bug.

More like a crazy horse

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:37 pm

More like a crazy horse :tongue:

Ba Dum Tss

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:21 pm

I'm jealous

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:00 pm

That beats my flying horse!

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:04 am

I there's one thing ghost whisperer has taught me it's that after death it's actually really easy to come back to life by inhabiting someone/thing else's body.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:53 am

Well, I guess it is time to eat your horse then.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:03 pm

I just had my followers familiar attack him.And then 2 goats attacked him. :ahhh:

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 11:49 pm

Sounds like a crazy bug.

What? Are you implying that violent talking horses are not normal?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:17 pm

You should start a circus with the horse and retire from being a adventuring heroe. It'll make you rich in no time.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:17 pm

Well Grace, in that case it is plan B time!

Your going to the loony bin.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 9:29 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awm6lNOpGq8

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:08 pm

I was fighting some bandits with my horse earlier. At one point in the combat, I accidentally hit the horse and it ran away. After I'd finished off the bandits, I noticed there was one red dot on my compass and I could hear the bandit dialogue saying things like "You can't hide from me!" etc... so I went towards the red dot, and after a short while realized it was pointing at my horse, who continued to shout at me in a woman's voice saying "You picked a bad time to get lost friend!" and other such threats, while running around manically and occasionally running up and down vertical walls...

I hope this doesn't effect our working relationship.

this is one of the funniiest thing ive ever herd here.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:44 pm

I would have liked to have seen that myself.

I'm assuming that no pictures or video were taken?

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 5:34 pm

this is one of the funniiest thing ive ever herd here.

Groan....

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:49 pm

Tales of a skooma addict.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:54 pm

I took her into Falkreath and tried to get the townsfolk to listen to her but now she's stopped talking. She just watches me with that hateful stare of hers. I can see it in her eyes that she's waiting for her moment when she can kick my skull in and leave me in the mud.

You may have everybody else fooled, but I know your secret... I know...

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:07 pm

You should sell her to an orc. They like horse soup.

» Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:42 pm

I hope Bethesda never fixes this. I want that from my horse.